I mean...they piss just about everyone off (except maybe their mothers). We could make a sport out of them!! It's called "I'll call you at dinner time" and here's how it works...
It's really easy. First, you dress one of them up in a Barney suit that has been painted with steak juices. Give them a days bread, a little canteen full of dirty water, and some fishing wire. The telemarketer then runs off into the woods for about, oh say, 2 minutes. Did I forget to mention the roller skates? The telemarketer MUST wear rollerskates in the Barney costume... Once the 2 minute mark occurs, you let out 15 hungry lions who chase down the telemarketer and eat him or her. See??!! Fun!!
I swear, dude...you think it sounds stupid...just try it. It's a theraputic sport and will help you sleep better at night... You should try my variation of golf using lawyers as the tee...
2006-10-13 11:55:34 · 7 answers · asked by Billy 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Unfortunately - these people frequently cannot find other work - perhaps due to one of life's sudden upheavals......
If you are in a business based on finding people who are looking to improve their situation....What an opportunity to let them know that there may be an alternative for them.
I used to feel the same way as you .... until I came to appreciate that they are working hard to put bread on the table....instead of depending on Pogey...
Hope this perspective helps you. It did me! Thanks for asking this question.
Keep Smiling!
2006-10-13 12:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by Smilin' Fred 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, yeah, if you don't mind me saying,
I think that DR had the best advice, don't get mad, get even
you can register your numbers with the gov do not call list, or you can just rig a speaker system in your house to announce the call in voice, so insted of hearing a ring, you'll hear something like
"Capitol one is calling, will you take the call?"
then you have a little device either onn your wrist with tele-communication technologies, or you can just put an enviornment style microphone in every room, you say
"Yes, I would like to speak to them" or you can say
"No, please tell them to go to hell, I'm eating dinner"
there are also methods you can do (being smart, tricking them, cheating a cheater, and they'll hang up out of fear, that's the best, I mean, they're people too, TRUTHFULLY, if you want to learn this fun art, just go to www.homestarrunner.com and play some of Strongbad's replies to his e-mail's, It's great, and if anyone else is reading this reply, you should check it out too, thanks
hope this helps
-Adam B
2006-10-13 12:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by adam b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a sport right now because they're not in season. Seriously, if you want most of these pests to disappear, just register your phone numbers with www.donotcall.gov.
2006-10-13 11:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see how you act when they come after your line of work. Is the reason you don't like them is because you can't say no and it pisses you off?
2006-10-13 12:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by DR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too expensive to fly to India!
2006-10-13 12:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question..that would be an awesome sport!! ;)
2006-10-13 12:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by OSD (Obsessive Shinoda Disorder) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just sign up for the do not call list.....
2006-10-13 12:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by apple salad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋