2006-10-13 10:59:03 · 15 answers · asked by no 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They served him up at Ye Olde Shoney's on the buffet.
2006-10-13 11:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horses did no longer understand their own power. They have been knowledgeable and tortured by way of the King's adult adult males (and needless to say the lazy King, why did no longer he get obtainable himself and help). So while the King's adult adult males went YAH the horses have been like ok enable me attempt to assist this Humpty despite if it develop into in ordinary terms a fiasco.
2016-12-08 14:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was given a proper Military Funeral ceremony, & recieved a special blessing by Bono & Mel Gibson (untill, of course it was revealed that he was a product of a Kosher chicken, in which Mel Gibson quickly took back his blessing & accused it of creating all the sad-endings in the World.)
He was then quietly buried in his Hometown Cemetary where he was met by a mob of angry protesters from the Baptist Church, bearing signs with the message "God Hates Fags".
Several more Pro-life Christians then hunted down the chicken & condemed it for destroying a fertilized egg that could have been hatched into a life.
True story.
2006-10-13 11:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lauren C.: Led-head 4 (∞) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Royal Omelet
2006-10-13 11:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why does everyone think Humpty was an egg? I didn't know that. They put him back together and he was a cracked but good egg??
2006-10-13 11:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rumor has it that he had plastic surgery & is fine physically,but since his guest shots on rock videos & rehab stents,hes livin' in a van down by the river...sad but true..
2006-10-13 11:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He went to a far better place with no high walls that he could fall from.
2006-10-13 11:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by tasha 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They didn't seek medical attention, so they left him there to die. But since they're in the government they'll never be charged.
2006-10-13 11:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by Bettie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He caused a hold up in the traffic
2006-10-13 11:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He stayed broken until a clever person put him back together....
2006-10-13 11:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋