Free Points If You Make me Laugh!! Im Really Bored, can you cure it?

Question

Mmk.. Randomness is key.

Answer 1

Get a pair of 3-d glasses. Wobble around while walking and keep yelling, "Whoah, that looked so real!"

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Answer 2

Go to the nearest walmart and do some of these:

- Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
- Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
- Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.
- TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

Answer 3

Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds

I am a crack oddsmaker who is giving you the latest Vegas line on how one of today's stars will meet his/her demise.

Ashlee Simpson

Cause of Death.....Odds
Exhaustion from trying to prove she's not as dumb as sister Jessica Simpson.....2:1
Slips doing funny onstage dance she always uses to cover up being caught that she's lip synching.....3:1
Slap-fight with Jamie Lynn Spears over schedule mix-up at the "Less Talented Little Sister Studio".....4:1
Commits suicide over shame of:
getting caught lip synching.....43,780,000,000:1
looking like a total idiot on her reality show.....20,458,400,000,000:1
her next CD not climbing to #10 as fast as the first.....5:1

Ashton Kutcher

Cause of death.....Odds
Trips over Demi Moore's walker.....12:1
"Framed" then executed by California governor Arnold Schwarznegger as personal favour to Bruce Willis.....18:1
Vaporized by North Korean atomic bomb in PUNK'D prank gone horribly wrong.....30:1
Starves to death after decent haircut and wardrobe makeover ruin his career.....35:1
Explodes in rage after umpeenth time being mistaken for valet at own film premiere.....40:1

50 Cent

Cause of Death…..Odds
Shock of finally getting good look at stupid thing he wears on his head…..20:1
2010 suicide after being overshadowed by a new rapper, A Dollar…..95:1
Drowns while trying to swim with all his bling-bling on…..250:1
Burst blood vessel in brain from exertion of writing his lyrics…..700:1
Actual injury directly related to public feud with rapper Ja Rule…..9,000,000:1