Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, lookin like he'd just been run over by a bus. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walkin with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Shaun, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Connor and me had a fight, says Paddy.
"That little s***e, O'Connor?" says Shaun.... "he couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well, says Shaun," "you should have defended yourself....didn't you have something in YOUR hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy....."Mrs O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight!" :)
2006-10-13 08:52:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
"All is changed, changed utterly
A terrible beauty is born" (Yeats)
And it seems as though the Belfast dialect has changed, too? I'm a prod from the Holy Land (Carmel St etc near Queens), but I don't ever remember my Catholic mates from McClure St, or the Markets or the Falls, using stage Irish such as this!
2006-10-13 09:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tis a good one, but you should put in the joke section not home and Garden
2006-10-13 09:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG...that is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!
2006-10-13 09:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jessi 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol stick in the jokes and riddles
2006-10-13 09:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not one of the best
2006-10-13 09:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by smiler 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Totally not a question.
2006-10-13 09:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by StarrLee 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
PADDY - O - FURNITURE!
2006-10-13 10:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Bonno 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋