I would like some jokes to tell at a ladies supper. Clean but funny?

Answer 1

Try these links some require you to enter ur email like the first but it is designed for speakers. I quote... Are you a speaker, teacher, pastor or anyone who needs thousands of great clean jokes? Read through them and pick what u would like to use. But to start you u off here is a dirty joke but clean.

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

Answer 2

A new vicar was calling on old parishioners; one in her eighties had led a quiet village life but was musical and had her own pedal organ.There it was in the parlour and the vicar,as he sipped his tea,was fascinated to see on top of it a crystal bowl of water in which floated a condom. Curiosity overcame tact and he said,"Miss Smith why is that there"

" Well vicar , I was walking across the village green early one morning and I picked up a little packet which said Place on the organ and keep moist ,it prevents infection" and vicar, I've not had a cold or flu all winter.

Answer 3

a man and woman in their 60's are walking in the country when a fairy appears, ill give you a wish each she says, the wife asks for a fabulous holiday. instantly she has two cruise tickets in her hand. the fairy turns to the man and asks what his wish is. he turns to his wife and says i'm sorry darling i really love you but i want a woman 30 years younger than me. instantly the man becomes 90 years old. the moral of this is dont mess with us girls said the fairy.

Answer 4

Try http://jumbojoke.com . Not all of them are clean but take your pick of the ones that are.

Answer 5

try www.menjokes.com
they have a huge selection