What's the strangest thing you can do with a dead chief education officer, an empty pregnancy-test and a bike?

Question

I'm a sort of a creative writer... if you had any ideas, just let me know :)

Answer 1

you can bury her and attach the preg-test to bike chair and say she died from over hapiness that she wasnt preg.

Answer 2

You put the dead chief education officer on a toilet with the pregnancy test in hand while the other arm is huging the bike

Answer 3

the chief education officer is furious with his young not legal girl friend. she came to him desperate for help, she threw the pregnancy test at him, showing that she is indeed pregnant. he laughed at her and said if she dare tell anyone that he's the father he would kill her. he wouldn't let a little whore like her ruin his life and career. he grabs her by the throat, ready to strangle her, but she struggles looking for a weapon on his desk, and clutching at a pair of scissors stabs him in the neck ala Dial M for Murder.(now you have a DEAD chief education officer) she runs away leaving the pregnancy test behind, she forgot about it in her panic. she runs down the stairs and flees the scene on her pink Schwinn Stingray bike.