Have done this before but obviously people are getting a little edgy so here you go...your answers:
1. Yes she/he's cheating
2. No you should not take them back.
3. Yes you have to pay child support.
4. Yes he's probably gay.
5. Yes, his Mom hates you.
6. No there isn't anything you can do about it.
7. Yes he's looking at porn and jacking off...leave him alone, it'k ok
8. Yes he hears you...he isn't listening.
9. Yes he wishes he could stay home instead of have Sunday dinner with your family.
10. No you shouldn't spy
11. Yes she's owndering what your best friend is like in bed.
12. Yes, he's wondering what your best friend is like in bed and if he gets the chance he'll do her.
13. If you want to put the spark back give him a bj...give her a credit card
14. The best gift for him is a weekend on the couch without nagging
15. The best weekend you can give her is away at a spa with no phone.
16. And if you don't know who the father is...neither do we:)
2006-10-13 07:56:46 · 22 answers · asked by sasha 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Very nice, and almost perfect except for #15.
15. The best weekend you can give her is away at a spa with no phone.
For men with nagging wives, this is the best weekend for him also, especially during football season.
;)
2006-10-13 08:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sausage Fingers™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb. Covers every contingency under the sun in handling questions posed by mopes who should not be allowed out in public because they pose a danger to intelligent folks.
You have my vote for the Dealing With The Morons Hall of Fame.
2006-10-13 08:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are right on! These are all of the responses that I have seen on a daily basis lately. Some of them make my stomach turn. Others make me laugh soooo hard. And with that, I'll say this: Goodbye yahoo answers. I'm taking a break.
2006-10-13 08:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That certainly does answer a lot of questions. I kinda get your point. We're not psychic, and we can't answer questions without even a slight idea what the situation is.
2006-10-13 08:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darn-It!! You just answered every single question I ever have had or ever will have for the rest of my natural life. Maybe I should just end it all right now. There is nothing else I will ever have to know! LMAO!!
2006-10-13 08:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That pretty much sums it up. I used to write really detailed answers but I've since stopped. I keep them short and sweet now.
2006-10-13 08:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look good in the purple shirt. Why do you rent a dumpster for dumpster day. Why don't you donate the stuff to good will? I like your answers. Too funny......
2006-10-13 08:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh you just wasted 32 points.
2006-10-13 07:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, I couldnt have said this better than myself.
Im sick of those stupid questions... I feel like Im typing the same thing to EVERYONE!!!!!! GAHHHHHH PEOPLE GET A LIFE!!!!
2006-10-13 08:00:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that won best answer of the year ! you get 100 points
2006-10-13 08:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋