2006-10-13 07:30:55 · 10 answers · asked by princess 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
Of course! Here's mine for today:
You were born totally devoid of any power of invention or ingenuity. Avoid being too fussy after dark. Great things happen to those who start conversations with giraffes. Your lucky vegetable is: asparagus. When you don’t know what to say, think about something different, then say something about that instead. This week’s scenario is highlighted by deep depression that inspires the best kind of gloominess. Because you are extra sensitive to atmosphere, it is important to wear a surgical mask."
And here's yours:
"Buy some recycled paper. Communications that were unclear still make no sense. This is a day to rejoice, be thankful and to let loved ones know you are leaving your entire estate to a jelly doughnut called Angie. You need to be more aware of flying muskrats. Neptune is really too far away to bother with much. A weapon which you don’t have in your hand won’t kill a snake. Try not to get too upset if you are summoned to a Scientology meeting. Get busy running around and picking up things."
2006-10-13 07:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by lisa_laci 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, the jury is out on that. While most people dismiss astrology as a psuedoscience, some swear by it. However, be warned, true astrology takes more in account that just your birthdate. The time of day, location, and year are very important, as, two people born exactly 1 year apart, to the minute, will have slightly different futures, as the planets were not in the exact same position. So, if you hear someone say, "Wow, my horoscope in the newspaper predicted this!", do them a favor and slap them. "Pop Culture Astrology" is as close to true astrology as the geocentric universe is to modern astronomy.
2006-10-13 09:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good question, but yeah in kings, saul banned all fortune tellers and then went to David to interrupt his dream, so that was kind of illegal. Cause he was king and all. But telling the future from a dream is his gift. He has a gift of the Spirit as we all do. I think that God dose not like us to seek advice from mediums and fortune tellers for two reasons. 1. It makes its so that we are not trusting 100% on God, which we should be and 2. there are evil spirits. Just as there is a God there is a devil. So the spirits are always at war. And probably all the mediums can do is be a huge lability to guide you in a wrong path. I don't know what to say about all fortune tellers. The Bible is the best way to get advice or talking with brothers and sisters in Christ. Hope this helped.
2016-03-18 08:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If astrology could tell the future astrologers would be very rich people.
They wouldn't have to do the astrologer for a living.
2006-10-13 07:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by Vogon Poet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Astrology? Only bogus information.
The position of the planets does not have any influence on your life. Take the horoscope in the paper: some will even tell you your lucky number for the lottery, and those numbers are different for each sign, but it is the SAME DRAW for EVERYONE, so technically, only one set of "lucky" numbers should suffice, no? But of course, "astrologers" would never tell you the *winning* numbers because they can't.
2006-10-13 07:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Vincent G 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It can tell you all sorts of information including the future. But, the information may not be true.
Let me tell you your future like astrology will...
you will die someday.
2006-10-13 07:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Your Best Fiend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the way i think: every time i watch the horoscope, i know that if the stars are not right with me, they surely are with someone else, the world is big enough, right.Once i watched the horoscope, and they were perfectly right. Though i wouldn't believe that it can tell the future.
2006-10-13 07:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It can't tell you anything. It is occult and should not be messed with. God is the only one who knows the future and He condemns astrology as an abomination.
2006-10-13 07:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by Just Cuz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depens on what you belive. Some people like gypsies and physics
clam that they can tell the future with the posions of the plantets and star constalltions and with your zodiac sign. Others such as critics set out to show that its fake and bologny. And both try to either prove that its fake or its not real.
It depends on what you belive.
2006-10-13 08:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by deathfurb234 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it can't tell the future, but many people rely heavily on it. It's basically signs in the night sky that gypsies used to answer questions.
2006-10-13 07:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by astronomychica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋