2006-10-13 07:10:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
fossic in the vaccum bag. i think your brains in there too.
2006-10-13 07:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by Jessi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn it off. Pull the hose out of the vaccuum. Put on a pair of tight jeans with the hose running down your leg. Go for a walk. Maybe this will fool a real girl into thinking you're well hung. Someday then you might not need to make it with a machine anymore.
2006-10-13 14:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait for the power to go out.If you keep the vacuum on long enough you'll rack up a monster electric bill and be unable to pay it. Then the electric company will eventually shut your power off thus freeing the wang.
2006-10-13 14:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, bend over, grab your ears and pull your head out of your butt. Then press the off switch on the vaccume.
2006-10-13 14:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by Brite Tiger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some hand lotion. Squirt it into the hose. That will help you withdraw. But try some in and out first til you are satisfied.
2006-10-13 14:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by Bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need a baby sitter so you won't do things like that the next time you are home alone.
2006-10-13 14:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
switch off the vacume,,,or probably let is open for some while,it will suck all the inner dirt particles from inside it,,,,,,u ll really clean and all clear
2006-10-13 14:14:20 · answer #7 · answered by shazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink some bleach!
2006-10-13 15:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid penile amputation is the only solution 8-O
2006-10-13 14:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so your saying you drug the vacume over to the computer to type this question? it cant get stuck if your soft.
2006-10-13 14:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by spooner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋