i accidentally regurgitated a hard boiled egg on my woman when i went to kiss her last night.
i smacked her butt this morning as sort of an apology but it didnt go over too well. now i am two in the hole. what do i do??
2006-10-13 07:07:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Well if this is true (I don't think so) buy her flowers but no chocolates. (you might eat them and regurgitate on her)
2006-10-13 07:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, well, that IS sort of gross...OK, really gross- but you obviously didn't mean to hurl on her. So, when you smacked her butt this morning, maybe she didn't get that you were trying to apologize for your egg faux pas. Or, maybe she is so embarrassed (like on your behalf) that she's just sort of pretending it didn't happen. That happened to me once. Well, nobody ever barfed an egg on my face (yet) but once, my boyfriend and I were at our local bar, having a good time and playing pool, when all of a sudden my boyfriend must have inhaled his cigarette the wrong way or something, and ended up gagging and barfing on the floor. I was taking a shot at the pool table at the time, so at first it didn't even register what had happened, but then I saw the puddle and put two and two together. Long story short, he was SO mortified that I chose to ignore the fact of it happening, and then later on he apologized like a madman, and I was like, "Hey, it's OK. Not your fault." So I guess what I'm saying is, when you're ready, apologize to her in a straightforward way, not a smack on the butt. Odds are, she'll be happy you finally said something about it, and then you can move on.
2006-10-13 14:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are lucky you have a woman who will tolerate you. try to think before you do something. I suggest just making up to her in a nice romantic way. Just you and her. No food involved. if there is just a sweet dessert. Therefore there is no bad breath from eggs from garlic or onions and you can feed her ice cream or chocloate. Watch a couple of episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and you will get some good tips. Or go to the bravo website. There are tons of tips for relationships. Hope this helps.
2006-10-13 14:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Gina Beana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay first off smackin her on her butt was not a way to say ur sorry!!! Try going and buying her a single rose and try telling her your sorry. Spend tonight with her. Hold her let her know your true feelings. More than likely she will forget about the regurgitation and you both can laugh about it later. basicaly hold her, caress her, and get her a rose, a card, and let her know your actions this morning was not right and you want to make it up to her. Oh and dont do it again!!!
2006-10-13 14:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her you are really sorry. As a wife I find that whenmy husband does something wrong it is always much nicer if he addresses the problem directly rather than with playfulness or just ignoring it. Women are a lot more sensitive and emotional than men and need to feel that they are respected by their man. I hope that is helpful.
2006-10-13 14:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by JAM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let this be a lesson to you -- never eat hard boiled eggs before bed!
Buy her flowers & take her out to a nice restaurant. Most importantly --- act like a gentleman, not a bafoon!!
2006-10-13 14:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you might want to start with a i am sorry sweetie and end with a i love you maybe some flowers or whatever she likes just be really nice to her in the days to come
2006-10-13 14:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by michaelslady95 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be romantic to her 2night this is what i want you to do why don't you surprise her with a homemade candle light dinner and some wine hope i help
2006-10-13 14:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by browneyes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lordy Day!! I suggest a romantic weekend. Cook her dinner and try not to throw up. : ) Good Luck
2006-10-13 14:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by drubaby32698 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first some people dont liked to be slapped in the butt. and just tell her that you are sorry and talk to her :)
2006-10-13 14:13:10 · answer #10 · answered by kim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋