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My gosh, the chances of that are as great as winning the lottery, huh foneengr?

2006-10-13 05:13:38 · 18 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

dumbass....it was only $500

2006-10-13 10:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No but a friend of mine got crapped on when we went to the store then on the way back he got crapped on again and we told him it was the same bird.
When I was delivering mail one time a bird crapped right on a
Big Purple envelope with a card that I was getting ready to deliver so I just wiped it off in the grass but it streaked the envelope real bad.

2006-10-13 05:34:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes, and the chances aren't as good because i've got bird poo on me twice and no luck in the lottery

i was six and at my friend's house thee first time. we were shooting some hoops and playing horse. she made one from under the hoop but then a bird came and sat there. i shot and hit it and it shot and hit my arm

the second was right b4 a big interview. i had to go to the bathroom to clean my head from the poop and yeah, i didn't get the job

2006-10-13 07:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by its ME !!! 5 · 0 0

Yeah it happened to me 2 times in the past month!

Too bad I dont play the lottery!! :)

2006-10-13 05:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0 0

From a considerable height.

And by the size of it, I can only assume it was something left over from the Jurassic period. I've been hit by payloads that would put a typical grizzly bear to shame!

2006-10-13 05:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nope, but one time an air plane went over our house, and ashes started falling. Has that ever happened to anyone else? Or is that not normal?

2006-10-13 05:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0 0

i've never been crapped on by a bird...hope i didnt just jinx myself...but when we were little, my great grandparents took me and my sister to san antonio to ride the river walk. we were standing in line and a bird flew over and crapped on my sister. she turned around and hollered at me, "Quit spitting on me!" I was in shock cuz i didnt spit on her. So i investigated and found the pooh on her shoulder and hair. Then as we were riding the river walk, another bird flew over her and crapped on her hand. lol! good times!

2006-10-13 05:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes i have, 3 times. Twice on my coat when i was younger and once in my hair..ewwww. I heard it was supposed to be good luck is that true!

2006-10-13 05:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by dnsc1206 2 · 0 0

yes I was standing under a tree, waiting for a frnd, and a bird crapped on my hand.

2006-10-13 07:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by devilish 3 · 0 0

Yes.I was opening my car door and the bird dropped the bomb right on my arm.Yuck!

2006-10-13 05:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope, but life has crapped on me

2006-10-14 04:47:33 · answer #11 · answered by sweetsmile 2 · 1 0

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