An Alphabet Primer for George Bush
A is for arithmetic, just fuzzy math I'll say
Be sure to blame Bill Clinton, if some trouble comes my way
C is for corruption, I know it's getting high
D for using Diebold, well, maybe DUI
E is for Economy helping just the rich
F is for Mark Foley; Wants to be a page's b*tch
G for Gitmo, you'll be in for quite a hurtin'
H for Dick's pet company known as Halliburton
I is for Iraq, I'm sure we are not winning
J is for my Jesus, who assures me I ain't sinning
K is for Karl Rove, if he does wrong I don't care
L is for bin Laden, I can't find him anywhere
M for wasting money on a war that isn't real
N for brand new nukes that are made by Kim Jong-Il
O is for the oil, from Alaska's northern slope
P is for Val Plame, we outed her, the dope!
Q is when a question's hard, I don't know what it means
R is for my lame response to help out New Orleans
2006-10-13 05:03:38 · 28 answers · asked by mark blows 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
S is for the scandals like Hastert and Delay
T is for the taxes. Why should the wealthy have to pay?
U: Unconstitutional. This describes my actions
V is for my values, just right for right wing factions
W for wiretaps of anyone, you see.
Xrays by the TSA, Is this security?
Y is for Your price of gas, getting close to rent
Z is for well, zero... tolerance for dissent!
Please email this to someone you love!
2006-10-13 05:04:07 · update #1
I don't think your mom would like that meth pipe you've got there.
2006-10-13 05:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Skidude 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The only line I didn't like is the "P" which calls Plame a "dope".
I would substitute.... "P is for the public who thinks that I'm a dope" which sets up the next line, Q, about Dumbya's challenged mental capacity. Down with Dictator Dumbya!!!
2006-10-13 08:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by rhino9joe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great way to express your freedom of speech. I am copying same and will be forwarding it to Cheney and Bush. Finally, a poem our President won't get a headache from reading! Seriously, we should resist electing the functionally retarded and nymphomaniacs, next time around. Be it democrap or repukelican, we need to avoid voting either party in the next presidential election.
2006-10-13 05:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Damien104 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here's MY poem about Bush:
IDIOT BOY
I used to drink a lot, but then I quit it .
(I did some powder, too, but won't admit it.)
Three times I got in trouble with the law:
A hotel theft arrest, a failed drunk driving test,
But first I socked a mascot in the jaw.
I never paid a price for my mideeds.
Amazing where my wayward story leads.
Why are YOU locked up, but I'm still free?
One avoids corrections
With money and connections.
Jail's for those without, or can't you see?
I've always coasted on my family name,
A business flop, but still there was no blame.
I caught a break from a friendly SEC.
Refused to serve in 'Nam,
Now look where I am:
Put there by people just as dumb as me!
2006-10-13 05:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by kreevich 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Very well done, I love the last one "Z for Zero Tolerance" of dissent. That is original, keep up the good work.
2006-10-13 05:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Enterrador 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How many times are you going to post this?
2006-10-13 07:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by Shaft 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You and Princess 69 71 should get together and publish a book of poems. Yours is funny, though.
2006-10-13 05:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it's great! I will cut & paste & forward to all my friends. And remember to vote --and bring a friend to the polls with you!
2006-10-13 05:07:23 · answer #8 · answered by Clycs 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Now, that's true poetry! Nice job - I really enjoyed that - very creative! And true - every word!
2006-10-13 05:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by gatesfam@swbell.net 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now look for a way to have it on CD
2006-10-13 05:09:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋