I love to
Whenever I see a cat humbly doing its will and does not see me
If I see a pail, I grab it,
then silently I pounce on her and shake the pail so hard, it will last fifteen minutes.
good thing she is still alive.
If I do not see a thing, I creep then land on her.
Rrreeeeooooww!
then I chase her till I can't catch up.
Then I laugh:
"Hah! Chasing cats! Nothing better!"
2006-10-13 04:51:57 · 9 answers · asked by Lordimpalerthe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Okay, I like playing with my cat and like scaring her around the corner and say boo, but I'm not play mean like you, be nice to your kitty!
2006-10-13 05:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by dollface 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you know it's bad juju to mistreat p*ssy!!! You won't ever get any like that no matter how fast or far you chase them. You will always have to take it to get it.
I bet you think your a "real dick" too, don't ya? Your reality is very distorted and delusional cause any one can see that you are nothing but a mere penis.What a pity! I hope you catch cat scratch fever soon.
2006-10-13 12:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Funny, not very healthy habit for you or the cat, but still funny! I am a cat owner and have a love for animals, so I personally don't think you should do that...but still very funny!
2006-10-13 12:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Callie ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tried pouncing on a cat once and ended up with cat scratches on my face an arms, it was funny but painfull!!!! ow, thats what you get for doing what a cat does. now you know who does it better. THE CAT!!!!
2006-10-13 12:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by Kit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Torturing animals is the first sign of a serial murderer. You're on your way. Good luck with that.
2006-10-13 11:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by *Cara* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET A LIFE,
2006-10-14 19:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess if thats what your into...then thats awesome!!!
2006-10-13 11:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont you eat them, ALF!? :)
2006-10-13 11:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by kermit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.... you need help BUB
2006-10-13 11:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by punisher6673@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋