2006-10-13 04:25:41 · 17 answers · asked by mutterhals 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Think about it, deary....
2006-10-13 04:29:07 · update #1
The peeing thing is awesome, but I need something a little less dramatic...come on wit it Lateralus, give me the good stuff!
2006-10-13 04:37:15 · update #2
Now you tell me...
2006-10-13 06:19:46 · update #3
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
How about, start coming to work in clothes that are substandard, then coming in late or not at all. Come to work with bruises on your face and blood draining from your teeth. Then, when your supervisor calls you in to discuss your progress, or lack thereof, try to extort money from him. If that doesn't work, beat the crap out of yourself, begging him to stop hitting you.
That way, you can get your salary for at least another year plus perks like free airline tickets so that you can continue running your Fight Club without the distraction of everyday work.
I've watched that moving so many times and I still see something new each time I see it. Yeah, Jack did it best, do it like he did it.
2006-10-13 07:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by Jeffrey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont show up.... no call no show...
tell your boss to shove it...
come late everyday...
skrew off and dare the boss to fire you...
call in sick 3 times a week , for the busy shifts.
start a fight with a co worker or customer.
have a really bad attitude.
get drunk before work or on your lunch break..
dont do what they ask unless that is your job... dont go above what you should have to for someone else.. **** em.
go out and get trashed the night before you have to work an am shift you can sleep either at work or just say you didnt hear the alarm... lol good luck
2006-10-13 11:33:07 · answer #2 · answered by courtneyjean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- Show up late everyday
- Spread Rumors
- Mess up important files and papers.
- Go into your boss's office everyday and snoop thru his things.
- Steal things
- Break Things
- Get into fist fights
- Get on the emitspeaker, and shout Bad things about the workers.
- Go against the code of conduct.
- Gossip and Take personal Calls
- Drink at work
- Take Loooooonnggg Breaks
- Surf The web excessively
- Smoke in the Non-Smoking areas
- Destroy property, accidentally or otherwise
- Show up drunk. Without pants
- Secretly replace the coffee with decaf
- Sneeze blood. Do not tidy up
- Accuse your boss of stealing from you
- One word: porn
- Take a vacation. Forget to tell anyone
- Contribute "special brownies" at company events. Narc to BigBoss and recommend random drug testing
- Go home "sick." The next morning, talk about what you did on your day off: going to the beach, spending time with your boyfriend, doing tequila shots...
If you're looking to get fired from your job, I hoped these helped.
2006-10-13 11:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by sexidart 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Smack your boss
2. Come to work wasted
3. Get caught looking at porn
4. Taking a two hour lunch
5. Tell your boss to kiss your azz
6. Grab your boss' azz
The list goes on and on.
2006-10-13 11:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by 11:11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i all ways gest yell at my boss get in a fight or gest not do my job skip work show up late call in and then come up to work feeling fine to talk to your friend i could go on and i have been fierd from like 10 jobs and im 18 i have lil exspereance
2006-10-13 15:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Incompetence,do your job wrong for a week. Why do you want to get fired? Getting fired doesn't mean you will automatically get unemployment benefits. Especially if your employer has a good reason to fire you.
2006-10-13 13:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by bramblerock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do anything to get yourself fired you won't be able to collect unemployment. To collect unemployment you will have to be fired through no fault of your own. I would suggest having a new job lined up just prior to getting yourself fired. ...just a reminder.
2006-10-13 12:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by ModelFlyerChick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are up to something are you? I have some good ones but I need a little more info.
2006-10-13 11:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have sex with coworkers, then make sure everyone knows.
Then wear sleazy outfits and show up late every day.
If you have access to money, you could steal it. PS - Some
of the answers on here are hilarious - thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-13 11:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by judy f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your Boss to get up and let you sit in his chair.
2006-10-13 11:33:44 · answer #10 · answered by anjelniki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋