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My last text was from my flatmate Phil:

Hey! Caught the mouse, released it a mile away from the house and possible ran it over as we said our goodbyes. See you Sunday! .

2006-10-13 03:27:18 · 42 answers · asked by calebolly 2 in Family & Relationships Friends

42 answers

Mine was from a pervert :)

2006-10-13 03:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 0 0

From my mate Natalie, who lives up north -

Yo aids how u doing?Hope u're week's been ok-yeah it's friday!Completely forgot 2 ask u if u wanted 2 add 2 em's album thing im doing-like what kez did 4 caz's wedding.Anything would b wicked-if u could post or email something that would b great. Cheers vet.Luv+miss ya heaps x x

Your text is very funny...I had a mouse in my flat once but only his soul got set free; his body unfortunately got snapped in a trap, ooppss

2006-10-13 03:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i have two fones one was off ma best mate sayin!! think of some baby names i'm havin a girl!! and the other one said i look at my friends and i look at me without my friends where wud i be my friends my sisters my shaddws my worls where would i be without my girlstears giggles smiles and laughs, last nite calss and cut photographs i'll be there 4 u till the day of my death brst girlies for ever till my very last breath xx send this to all ur good friends if u get 3 back ur truly loved xxxXxxx

2006-10-13 03:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by hineycone1987 2 · 0 0

From my Brother,
it says :

come, na only u dey? Happiness has packed to your house, Comfort refused to leave, Grace is pregnant for you. Joy was seen in your room and nnow Goodness and Mercy. You are blessed.

2006-10-13 03:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by atutuboyoyo 1 · 0 0

From my sisters who are on holidays in Lanzoritti telling me they were having a great time and that they would love if I was with them.

I was very jealous when I got that. They better bring me back something nice.

2006-10-13 03:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by Baby # 1 - April 09 3 · 0 0

A friend of mine, we were discussing David Hasselhoff (it's the cool thing to do these days, dontcha know):

"Innit. No hoff the musical now!"

I sometimes wonder if I should get new friends...

2006-10-13 03:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was from my incredibly gorgous man who thinks im a goddess:

Good Mornin babes, missin u. c u on sunday. love u xxxxxxx p:s; txt u l8r.

And there was a picture of a chicken blowing a kiss!

2006-10-13 03:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Chloe B 2 · 0 0

Mine from my mate amy:

hey girl - Ill love you forever if you clean out my stable this evening as Im too hungover and sick to face into shovelling shite.
Pls pls pls do it and I'll do yours next time you're dying.
Love ya loads amz

JUST what i needed to hear on a friday evening.

2006-10-13 03:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Last text from my little brother wishing me luck with my new job and telling me he won't see me tonight at a family dinner as he is ill..aw bless.

2006-10-13 03:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Saskia M 4 · 0 0

Mine was from my friend Lauren, it said:
Anyway hope u n Ian are fine, just pickin ellie up from nursery so I'll text you later Lv Lauren x

2006-10-13 03:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

From my wife asking when I was getting home, as she is Gagging for it?

Text her back ask 'what does that mean luv'

she text-back, sod off, the TV mans here now, it's ok.

I still don't get it.

2006-10-13 03:35:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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