2006-10-13 02:38:04 · 14 answers · asked by Chris D 4 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Really - we must be on the same page - however...
my theory was
Girls fart pink
Boys fart blue
that way if a couple was sitting nest to each other on a bus - the husband wouldn't be able to blame his wife
Incidentally hermaphrodites would fart purple
2006-10-13 02:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by Navy Chick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
People, like cars, will have to pass a pollution test...
Can you imagine TV? They would have to have smog absorbers, very fast ones, as the reporters speak and... prrrrthh... LOL!
Can you imagine all the celebrities on the red carpet... heeeeee! I bet they would have some miracle drug / or butt filter that would turn the cloud red instead of brown... hehehehehe!
Film making will be a whole other story. Hmmm... I wonder if people will be still differentiated by class.
There would be a substantial fine for someone who farted in a restaurant.
There would be researches about second hand farting... hehehehehehhehehhehehe!
The politicians will have a "glow in the fog" suit, and that would explain most of the politics... ha! The White House would be called the Fart House. All those old farts there!
Vegetarians would be excluded from certain places!
There would be therapy groups such as"how to deal with your cloud", or "I love my cloud", or "my cloud and I" or.... "my cloud is invisible, I am invisible", "make the best of your cloud" and "my cloud doesn't control me"... and there would be lots of men attending those support groups...
They would call our planet, the brown planet, not the blue planet!
Ok, I am having way too much fun here!
This is a great question!
2006-10-13 03:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This ties into a concept I realized several years ago. If you were on a diet, what would happen to your determination if everything "illegal" you ate popped out somewhere on your body? Where would the Twinkies hang from? Would the ice cream slither down your back and make your clothes SO sticky? Would doughnuts protrude from your butt cheeks? Just imagine how much easier it would be to stay with your program if everyone around you could see your indiscretions sticking out everywhere.
2006-10-13 06:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world would be one big brown cloud.. Then some famous people would want to try and save the world and try to outlaw all the foods that increase gas. We would see TV and magazine advertisements with actors/ actresses and musicians saying...Just say NO to beans!
2006-10-13 02:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by selbbeps 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone somewhere would make a law against farting...I think it would be hysterical... Imagine the cloud on Sunday's at the bar during football season???
2006-10-13 17:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Teresa G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pop it and notice if it belatedly tooted (on a similar time as retaining my nostril). Are you conversing approximately once you fart on a similar time as soaking in a tub? That makes an atypical rumbling noise, eh? It provides the term 'scented bubble tub' an entire new which ability.
2016-12-26 18:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More women would become ladies, and some men would learn some manners. I personally find it very disgusting when some people simply find it ok to pass gas, just because they need to without excusing themselves. I really do not what to share that experience with anyone else. So that would be a wonderful thing to happen. If only if were possible. God Bless
2006-10-13 15:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
visablityy would be a problem! that's why it's clear!
on average the normal person toots between 10 -20 times a day. so that would be a lot of smoke or cloud it would block our vision! that would be bad!
Mad luv
2006-10-13 03:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The brown cloud would be so thick, no one would be able to see any one else!! HaHa
2006-10-13 02:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Sherbert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be great actually! This reminds me my swiming teacher, telling the class. "Kids in the pool there is a liquid that will turn your pants blue if you pee in it." Till this day, I wonder if there is such a liquid.
2006-10-13 02:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by gjmite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋