An Alphabet Primer for George Bush
A is for arithmetic, it's just fuzzy math I'll say
Be sure to blame Bill Clinton, if some trouble comes my way
C is for corruption, I know it's getting high
D for using Diebold, well, maybe DUI
E is for Economy helping just the rich
F is for Mike Foley; Wants to be a page's b*tch
G is for old Gitmo. You'll be in for quite a hurtin'
H for Dick's company known as Halliburton
I is for Iraq, where we are not winning
J is for my Jesus, who assures me I ain't sinning
K is for Karl Rove, if he does wrong I don't care
L is for bin Laden, I can't find him anywhere
M for wasting money on a war that isn't real
N for brand new nukes that are made by Kim Jong-Il
O is for the oil, from Alaska's northern slope
P is for Val Plame, we outed her, the dope!
Q is when a question's hard, I don't know what it means
R is for my lame response to help out New Orleans
2006-10-13 02:10:36 · 13 answers · asked by mark blows 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
S is for the scandals like Hastert and Delay
T is for the taxes. Why should the wealthy have to pay?
U: Unconstitutional. This describes my actions
V is for my values, just right for right wing factions
W for wiretaps of anyone, you see.
Xrays by the TSA, Is this security?
Y is for Your price of gas, getting close to rent
Z is for well, zero... tolerance for dissent!
Email to someone if you like it!
2006-10-13 02:11:02 · update #1
You're right! It IS Mark! Thanks!
2006-10-13 02:17:53 · update #2
I love it thanks.
2006-10-13 02:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny_is_Hot 6 · 18⤊ 3⤋
Immature all the way. But hey everyone who reads this, not every one is smart. Ex. Mark Blows. The name is even ridiculous.
2006-10-13 02:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by TJ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It sucks
2006-10-13 02:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did you get that from the Oval Office? I'm sure Bush is missing it.
2006-10-13 02:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by brian2412 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You are lagging behind the other kids in school.
Help mommy with the dishes and do your homework.
Try to catch up.
2006-10-13 02:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
It sucks, like you blow.
2006-10-13 02:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by Fred C. Dobbs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah haha, good job.
2006-10-13 02:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
That was very creative and cute. I liked it alot! :) Good job.
2006-10-13 02:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Who is "Mike" Foley?
2006-10-13 02:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by JWAV 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
your name fits you perfectly LMAO you blow
2006-10-13 02:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
how many puffs on your bong did you have to take to write this tripe???
2006-10-13 02:13:51 · answer #11 · answered by bushfan88 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋