She has a really long name, which is not a problem. There is plenty of space to work with. But how do I keep, well, excited, while I'm being stabbed with an ink gun? Should I just have her initials put on? Or should I put something generic like "Hi Baby" or "Who Loves Ya? so my wife will think it's for her?
2006-10-13 02:08:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about.."Honey ....I'm home"?
2006-10-13 02:17:20 · update #1
How about "This ones for you"?
2006-10-13 02:19:30 · update #2
Oh hun........did I mention I was a tattoo artist years ago? First you need to know that we couldn't possibly give you a tattoo while you were erect. Our motto was Flacid of Pass It. We just can't......some legal mumbo jumbo or something. So you can first of all put that worry out of your little bitty head. (no pun intended) As for the size of her name......no worries. Since you are a softie, we can use any size font that will grow as you do. Think of it sorta the way you think of a three day old dead pig. You get the picture. As for what you should write on your thingymabob? I wouldn't recommend her name. Maybe a combination of all three girls friends names along with your wife's. Since there's room......you might as well go for broke......right? Besides......women like to go everywhere together. This might just open up new avenues for your sex life. Enjoy!
2006-10-14 01:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK, first of all, you're a complete creep for being married & having a girlfriend on the side. But other than that, you're a total idiot if you want your girlfriend's name tatooed on your "thing" as you say... come on, you're just begging to be caught, unless you've stopped being with your wife anyway, so then she won't know and it won't make a bit of difference. But yeah sure, if you're stupid enough to have a girlfriend & a wife at the same time, get the girlfriend's name tatooed on it. Go ahead, be my guest. I only hope your wife gets a lot of alimony from you because of it all when you'll get a divorce eventually.
2006-10-13 02:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Tory 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know times have changed and people do want to keep their last name, so if and when you marry, hyphenate the names with hers being first and yours last. Compromise is the answer...That means on her part too....After all, it's apparent that your last name is as important to you as is hers is to her. What's more important? Starting a marriage off on the right foot which is love and committment, or conflict from the get go?? Children will not be confused when told something to them from the beginning. Their name is just that, their name.You know, it's like learned behavior. That'll tell you if she's the control freak, that you think she is.
2016-05-21 22:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this question is at all serious think on this.Plenty of people have tattooed down there but there are risks involved.I was thinking of having a tattoo of tinkerbell hugging that area but I would rather keep everything in good working order versus having a permanent hug from a cartoon character.
2006-10-13 02:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Got "Who's yar Daddy?" on one part of mine in super massive letters, and "Wide Load" on another part
What happens if you finish with this girlfriend? you are stuffed if you are using her initials...
In terms of getting excited when getting stabbed with an ink gun..you won't it will hurt so badly that you will dump your girlfriend for making you do it in the first place...plus you won't be able to have sex for about 6-8 weeks...
Not worth it in my opinion, I am never getting it done again (this week)
2006-10-13 02:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the funniest questions that I've seen since I started participating....
Oh, sure, "She has a really long name, which is not a problem." LOL! You neglect to mention that they're using teeny-tiny little letters that you can't read without a microscope.
Just put something generic on it like "for ladies only" or "this side up."
2006-10-13 02:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So wait you are doing this 4 ur girlfriend and u have a wife. Are u crazy. ur wife is going to find out sooner or later and she is going to tattoo u a black and blue.
Good Luck
2006-10-13 02:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by dinobonito 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should tattoo first and last name. I think that is a great idea. I think it will really improve your sex life. It will help you to keep gf because when she is gone it might limit your sex life. You will be good to her because who else is gonna put their mouth on it with some other chicks name. It's sounds way better then a little ring on finger.
2006-10-13 02:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by dixiedarling 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think she just wants to put you out of action for a while (during the time it takes for the tattoo to heal) so she can explore other options in her life.
That was just your luck to get involved with someone named "Kassandra-Elizabeth"
2006-10-13 02:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girlfriends come and go but tatoos, like hepatitis from a dirty needle or an infection that leaves you impotent for life, stay.
Think long and hard about this...
2006-10-13 02:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋