On a rainy day
On a dark winters night
On a beautiful summers day
2006-10-13 01:56:13 · 24 answers · asked by jamierl b 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
On a rainy day get your welies on and jump in a puddle. Or look closely at the raindrops on a leaf
On a dark winters night look out of your window at the beauty of the moon.
On a beautiful summers day lay on some grass, close your eyes and feel that warmth. Then take a look around and the beautiful flowers.
If you look hard enough there is always something to make you smile and the best are the simple things in life.
2006-10-13 13:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by angelasattic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rain is music to distress. Think of its sound on a car, in a tent. It is beauty as it washes away the dirt, cleansing the world, making it new.
The darkness is a call to light and warmth. Sit by the fire, watch the dancing flames making their own sense of life. The burning wood is sacrificed, keeping you warm and giving you life. From the darkness of winter flows the light and strength of summer.
To feel pain amidst beauty is at the once the worst pain and the best pain of all. Colours become more vivid, movement more thrilling - you notice the destruction all around. To smile on a summer's day is to see the birds, and to know like them, amidst all your pain, you are free.
2006-10-13 02:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by David 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what did the three legged dog say when he walked into the salloon? give up?
he said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" get it? Ok, I got another one. You know all those no arm not leg jokes that use to be around in the 90's right? Well I got a new one. What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways! Hope You smile a little at my bad jokes!
2006-10-13 02:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mean a person or do you want someone to humour you?
i can tell you a joke...
(might not make you smile though)
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
2006-10-13 02:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by twiggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn from the past,
make the most of the present,
strive for a happy future,
be at peace with yourself.
Be grateful for it all.
Then you will make yourself smile - a gift from inside.
2006-10-13 06:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok picture the scene.....
i'm driving, my b/f is in the passenger seat. We're in traffic. His mobile goes, he answers the phone and is chatting away when he spots a policeman, he jumps, panics and yells to his mate - call you back - police.!
I then remind him he's not driving and that they wont pull him over for talking on a phone as a passenger.
what a wally!
2006-10-13 02:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gert a tape by Greg Proops. He will make you laugh like a maniac
2006-10-13 03:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Mr. Bean or Tom Green or Jim Carrey... they're the "blow milk out your nose while watching" type of funny.
2006-10-13 02:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by rjakjr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into a pub with a dog, sits down and says to the barkeep, i bet you £300 that my dog can do metal work, the bar keep says your on, the guy gets up and kicks his dog up the ***, his dog makes a bolt for the door!!!................Boom Boom
2006-10-13 03:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, me, your georgous, forget the horrible stressful stuff, a new brighter day will come soon. I PROMISE. XX
av a good day beautiful. x
2006-10-13 01:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by london lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋