2006-10-13 01:35:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Zombie poo, by me.
If Zombies need to do a poo, they use a Zombie Loo.
Its not the same loo as when a human does a poo,
its a little green Zombie loo.
If Zombies need to do a smelly Zombie wee,
they do that upside down on their heads beside a wee wee tree.
Thats not too safe for the likes of you and me,
but that because we cant do a Zombie Wee.
I thank you.
2006-10-13 02:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by pixilated 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I imagine zombies have better things to do than think about where they're going to use the bathroom and since I know from personal research and experience that they don't care much about hygiene, they probably just mess their pants. Those that have the means to do so, that is. Most I've seen are missing vital systems so it could get very, very messy.
2006-10-13 08:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by Peekaboo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, well apparently zombies have to eat, and eat living flesh in particular. But then you do see a lot of zombies with half their bodies blown away or open gaping wounds in their abdomen, so you could assume that their digestive system is defunct. I've always heard that you had to shoot a zombie in the head or break it's neck to "kill" it, so that's basically just shutting off its nervous system. The digestive system doesn't play into it, so I suppose the excretory system wouldn't either.
Hmm, this question is going to bother me for a while.
2006-10-13 08:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by Glory Box♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course they don't go in their pants, they're people just like you and me (well you appear to be a dog, but you get my point). I'm surprised the zombie rights groups haven't had this question removed, it's highly offensive to even suggest that a zombie would deliberately soil him- or herself. You disgust me, Barneyboy.
2006-10-13 09:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of questions about zombies today, you gorgeous little doggy - what's troubling you? Maybe you should try a zombie chat room like everythingzombie.com or ieatyourbrainsnow.com or nwarnwarnwarerrrrrr.com.
2006-10-13 08:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is sexiest....and bias...zombies occure in both sexes and across species..... and some zombies dont have the lower parts of their bodies, and may take offense from to presumptions that they have pants to soil (literally LOL) of course some zombies inversely dont have heads so may not take offense at all!
2006-10-13 08:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by michael s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When people die they....go to the loo. So I would imagen no. but then again with all the brains that they're eating, I would think they would have to go to the loo. So I would say they go in their pants...it explains the smell.
2006-10-13 10:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by pirate prince 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine the digestive system of a zombie is quite messy. If you're squeemish it's maybe best not to stand too close to them.
2006-10-13 08:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by my brain hurts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god what a random question!!!! My guess would be that they don't pee at all as their not really alive, their like dead people.
Plus where would they get their food and drink from, I know if I saw a zombie I'd **** myself and run a mile!!!!
2006-10-13 08:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by crazychicklisieloo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now come on, everyone knows Zombies don't exist, do they!
2006-10-13 09:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋