2006-10-13 01:17:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
What kind of fox?
A red fox is easy. They are masters of disguise. Just put a little pair of glasses on her, and introduce her as the new HR lady.
An arctic fox is a little more difficult. In winter, while they wear their winter coat, you can easily smuggle it in by pretending she's a very large jelly donut. Just have her curl up in a Tim Horton's box, and no one will be the wiser. Until they come to snag a bite of jelly donut, that is, and then *snap* they lose a finger. But that's just the price you pay for donut theft in the corporate world.
Grey fox, probably can't be done. Grey foxes are notorious anarchists, and attention whores, and she'd probably blow the whole operation for a chance to denounce the entire corporate structure of America and the WTO. Then she'd sing a protest song and run to Starbucks for a rebellious Chai latte.
A fennec fox could be smuggled in by pretending it's a new peripheral for your PC. The only difficulty would be in distracting the IT guy. You may have to bribe him once he realizes the fox does not have an UPE port, nor is it plug-and-play compatible. Bring along some Doritos and Mountain Dew for the IT guy.
2006-10-13 05:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
March the elephants in first, no one will notice the fox
Seriously?
Put it in a cooler or box of office supplies, something ordinary
2006-10-13 08:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by mike c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Point out the window and scream "look it's Superman"!!! If anybody does notice just say it is a new kind of pet - half cat half dog!!!
2006-10-13 08:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by In Luv w/ 2 B, 1 G + 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
unless its in the woods somewhere (your office that is) you can't
2006-10-13 08:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by rennayo6 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heavy perfume, whether it is dead or alive.
2006-10-13 08:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do u wanna do it anyway
2006-10-13 12:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by *Pooka* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋