any jokes related to audit,company,executives, auditors may be offered
2006-10-12 23:35:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Special Education
There is a joke for the corrupt construction contractors (thekedaars) that while a honest contractor mixes sand in the cement, a corrput contractor mixes cement in sand !!!
Log to rate mein cement milaate hain par yeh corrupt thekedaar rate mein cement milaate hain...
this is why we have so many building collapses, bridge collapes, road breaks...
2006-10-12 23:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by ashutosh s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When is a right angle not a right angle? When a home is being built!
Ever try to square up a room for new flooring? Well ... this process would challenge most Math majors -- because it would mean that one has to have CALCULUS in their background to figure out what the real center point is -- because no angle in the room is the same!
2006-10-13 05:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by sglmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋