I'd have thought she would have tired of all of his monkey business.
2006-10-12 23:14:47 · 11 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sad to say, but yes she did. His defense was of course deny, deny , deny. But the truth came out when she realized that he was always clean shaven. "How could that be?" she thought. He had no razor, never did. Was he really a man? She never gave birth to Boy. He just appeared. That gave her pause for thought. Was her "man" Tarzan on the low down? Did that loin cloth hide everything, or was there nothing to hide? Poor, poor Jane. What to do? What to do? Taking her life in her own hands, she left him/it and moved to Kansas City and is now working as a meat processor for a major packing plant. Boy announced his conversion and became a PETA activist, and had Tarzan brought before the tribunal and declared that due to Tarzan's insulting depictions of animals he should be made to live in a monkey cage. A fitting sentence for the Ape Man. Cheetah moved to Detroit were he is now doing quite well as a Rap "artist".
What a family.
2006-10-13 03:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan KING of Swingers. Jane miiiighty happy.
2006-10-13 12:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure she had a conversation with Tarzan when he brought Cheetah home.
"Tarzan, if you don't get that monkey off your back, I am going to have to leave you!"
"But Jane, you know it is a jungle out there. There was a traffic snarl on 44th and Vine, I couldn't just leave him there!" He says as he drops his briefcase.
2006-10-13 12:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, that's just proving that Jane is a human-monkey too
why are u so interested with these Tarzan thing? i prefer STAR WARS...(hehehe...)
2006-10-13 06:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle.
Visit The Jungle
2006-10-13 08:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She got all her infro on the grapevine.
Apparently, she later died of Jungle Fever.
2006-10-13 06:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i pretty sure jane enjoyed swinging as much as tarzan did......lol
2006-10-13 06:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by askaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is what I heard through the vines.
2006-10-13 12:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because all he swung with were vines!
2006-10-13 06:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think she loves to have some company
2006-10-13 09:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋