One of my work mates was telling me a story of how he had used this classic -
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"
Needless to say, he gets none. Whats your favourite 'worst' chat up line?
2006-10-12 23:10:42 · 22 answers · asked by Chris O 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
1. nice legs. wot time do they open
2. u dont sweat much for a fat bird. (be prepared for following slap)
3. can i wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag.
4. come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
2006-10-12 23:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by mr_gigolo_85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just has to be one of these two. These are officially the worst and second worst lines on Earth, but I don't know which is which:
Scenario 1: Male test subject speaking to female geneticist
Man: When you're done checking my genes, can I check your jeans?
Scenario 2: Man speaking to barmaid in Alaska
Man: If your thighs are as hairy as everyone says they are, can I use them as ear mufflers?
DISCLAIMER: NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE IN REAL LIFE
2006-10-12 23:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man is talking to woman and says 'I bet you 10 dollars I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lip'
Woman looks confused and wants to make an easy ten bucks so says 'Ok then'
Man kisses woman right on the lips then says 'Worth every penny'.
It's actually not that bad but I thought I would include it.
2006-10-12 23:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by abluebobcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, being a guy, i've never heard anyone tell me any pickup lines, though i think the worst one is
"Can you help me find my puppy ? I think it went into that fancy restaurant across the street..."
Though, a funny one that might crack ppl up is
"you're like a bar of snickers, half sweet and half nuts"
2006-10-13 00:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by JackAssBuster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres 10p call home tell them ull be out for the night
That dress looks lovely but it would look even beta on the floor
2006-10-12 23:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was asked how I liked my eggs in the morning.....when I said fertilised......you should have seen the look on his face!!! Needless to say he didnt bother me again!
2006-10-12 23:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by Hobnobs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of your mates eh? I'm sure indeed!
Is your head ok?
I thought you may have hurt it when you fell from the stars!
The 'so do you come here often?' line is usually my cue to attack.
2006-10-12 23:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by tamara19 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: I bet you a £1 i can make your boobs jiggle without touching them!
Woman: No you can't!
Man Bet i can!
Woman: ok go on then...
Man jiggles her boobs with his hands and hands her a £1.
"Thanx love."
Needless to say i slapped him really hard! but it was funny.
2006-10-12 23:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by Emma B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy licked his finger and then wiped it on my dress. He then said to me, come on baby let me take you home and get you out of those wet clothes.
I have to admit, it made me laugh
:-)
2006-10-12 23:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about showing the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors.
2006-10-13 00:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by tourist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋