What I mean is, people ask alot of silly questions ie like "how many cats can you fit in a microwave". I guarantee most answers are funny because it's a joke but you always get one or two complete cocks saying "please don't be offensive, cats are beautiful and gods creatures and lets all chant and sniff flowers etc." Twats!
2006-10-12 22:45:45 · 24 answers · asked by Brave_Sir_Robin 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
As ever, the twats are answering. Brandon; (about 10 down), you are correct, my misuse of 'their' was an error and oversight, nevermind, at least I don't have the name Brandon. The 3/4 people who followed that answer with replies such as "you're on here, does that make you a geek?" Read the question ********! It's the content of answer no the answer I'm talking about.
Also, we've had a quick straw-poll in the office and reckon that kittens in a blender then the liquid in the microwave would maximise the capacity. :-)
2006-10-12 23:13:30 · update #1
Yep, the rich tapastry of human life.
I got put down for saying "don't know, never used one" when someone from level 7 asked "what is a QWERTY keyboard ?"
Apparently, I was being insuting to someone with less knowledge than me.
So, sometimes its too difficult to tell who is real, taking the piss, or just stupid.
I notice our "humour bypass friends" do seem to come form one country though......
2006-10-12 22:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by Michael H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha, quite agree. Do these people really think you're going to put cats in the microwave? Everyday I'm amazed how humourless people can be; what must their lives be like -'lovely peas, dear,' 'that new shampoo's a bit too racy for me,'. What's their idea of a laugh, knock knock jokes or something. Why do they bother interacting with the outside world at all, their so up their own a r s e s anyway. That question the other day about skinning a cat got reported so many times - it's only a
wind up, people, relax for buddha's sake - he's not really going to skin a cat.
2006-10-13 05:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A geek (IPA: [giËk] or IPA: [dÊiËk]) is a person who is fascinated, perhaps obsessively, by obscure or very specific areas of knowledge and imagination, usually electronic or virtual in nature. Geek may not always have the same meaning as the term nerd.
**** is a vulgar term for the human vulva,[1] which can also be used as a derogatory epithet. In British English, it is often pronounced with a short a (to rhyme with bat). In other areas (eg. Australia and New Zealand) it is also pronounced with a short "o" sound (to rhyme with what) and this was common in British English usage in the past. In Australia, a male is a twit and a female is a ****.
Just thought I'd give you educational definitions courtesy of Wikipedia so we know we're all talking about the same people.
Some people just take life to seriously.
2006-10-13 07:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well... I think it is ungodly to poll straws for one thing and unhygienic to put cats in microwaves.
It just looks like people don't use this yahoo thingy in the same way. You also meet a lot of different people. What's the most curious is that people manage to answer some questions which are sometimes very unspecific, ambiguous and so on... After looking around here and there and wasting time, i still can't figure out what people come here. It looks like there's a lot of teenagers goofing around, some homemakers who substitute this to church's parties and various kinds of people trying not to work. Weird, eh.
2006-10-13 06:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lighten up and laugh. You should not take all of life so seriously. Don't take every question so personally.
This is a computer forum and computer geeks are bound to be here having some fun.
Sure some of the questions are serious, but for the most part this is a social arena.
Learn to relax and enjoy others sense of humor. Or the fact that some are so anal retentive that they take this stuff to heart.
Love, laugh, live.....
2006-10-13 05:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by easinclair 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tis said it takes all kinds to make the world. I've often wondered why. It doesn't take all that many to unmake it, it seems - just enough to vote for fellers like Geoge Bush.
2006-10-13 05:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So a geek must be someone that knows the proper use of there, their and they're. I bet someone is a real nerd if they know when to use two, to and too.
2006-10-13 05:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Brandon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, here i am -ummmm, someone got up on wrong side of the bed-geez,WHAT DO YOU MEAN _PUTTING CATS IN THE MICROWAVE. hey you have to use that microwave afterwards! ugh -nasty. man,it`s too early for this O.M.G.!!!! i can`t find fluffy!!!!HERE KITTY KITTY!! i`m calling the humane society!! unless you invite me to the BBQ- no microwave- deal?BLENDER,!!!ugh, you better get ready for them hairballs, you & your buddies hoke up afterwards.
2006-10-13 06:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a geek? What is a ****? Why are you so foul mouthed and ignorant? Why do you have the brain of a toilet brush?
2006-10-13 06:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by los 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
probably because they have no job and nothing better to do than
spend hours asking and answering all of these mostly stupid and insipid questions! Not really man just playing with you!
2006-10-13 06:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by Kimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋