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I can't figure out your species!

2006-10-12 21:43:42 · 50 answers · asked by IshotJR 2 in Social Science Sociology

Godamn!! Between the mysoginsts and feminists on Answers y'all are one hateful bunch of people! I just asked because all the women i have ever met are either bunny boilers, neurotics, self loathing or just plain stupid!

2006-10-12 22:21:37 · update #1

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You're not meant to! We're an enigma (ie thorn in the side of men)! Just do your best and rest assured it won't be enuf anyway!

2006-10-12 21:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 3 0

Bunny boilers, neurotic, self-loathing or just plain stupid? Where do you live? Most women want equality, truth, respect and love. I suggest you move.

2006-10-16 18:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by marimu 2 · 0 0

lol, not even women know that. I want a man to know me better than I know myself, when and IF that happens I'll surely do something to change, throw a glitch in there. Women want it all, they want the tough macho guy who can fix a car, hunt, fish, camp, do repairs around the house, and yet they want a man who can admit he doesn't know how to do everything...see the conflict? A man who's strong, faithful, loving, doting, and reliable, but then someone who also NEEDS a woman who is all of those things as well. So someone who's giving...but needy...again, good luck. Someone who likes to talk, but doesn't talk to much, someone who wants sex all the time, but doesn't JUST want sex. There really is no happy medium, I feel sorry for guys and most women are a bunch of b!tches anyway, I actually applaud the men that are gay, at least the know what they're getting into. Not to say that men aren't just as complex as women, but...well that's just not possible, just like it's not possible for a male to completely figure out the female.

2006-10-12 22:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by nikkismiles7 2 · 0 1

Considering that women make up roughly 50% of the total world population of Human Beings that seems to be a difficult one to answer, especially by one of the 50% who is not female!
My wife wants me to put the toilet seat down after I have had a pee....I don't give her grief when she leaves it down! I need it up!
Just an example of womens contrary nature. All seriouness aside though, women should have a shot at ruling the world, might stop all the war and mayhen currently abounding, although eventually they would end up acting like men do now.

2006-10-12 22:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Pattythepunk 3 · 2 0

what is there to figure out man , if u r a good man (human) and she is a good woman (human) you both want the same important things like ...feeling loved and cared for,want to be able to trust your partner and count on them in a case of need, to be respected as a person, enjoy life with the least stress possible, etc ,etc and the rest is just humans being different as individuals not as males or females. We all have different likes and dislikes.
Do you understand every men and do you know what all men want? then get to know your "species" first and then complain about the other!!!

2006-10-12 22:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by slickrickdesigns 3 · 1 1

Simply put, love. A woman wants genuine, authentic love. She wants to know you're there when it rains, when it snows, when the baby fusses... all that. A woman becomes like a beautiful instrument, soothing and pleasant and efficient when played by love. Really... all the other things will fall in their place. And that's the truth! We don't want to be understood, just loved... leu us be women, and don't blame us for being such. After all we give birth to both men and women!

2006-10-13 03:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0 0

I don't know about the other women but I would be happy to find one person with all of these things:

1. A job
2. A car
3. No criminal record
4. Taller than me
5. Nice teeth
6. A twisted sense of humor like mine
7. Honest
8. Someone who won't pretend they don't know me when I hula hoop in the middle of Walmart

I don't ask for much, unfortunately can't quite seem to find one person that has all of them.

2006-10-12 21:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Have I got news for you! Women are not a separate species. We have, somewhat unfairly, been lumped in with 'homo sapiens'.

'Homo sapiens' these days seem to be convinced that 'femina sapiens' are somehow different and very probably inferior.
Women who do the same work as men would like to be paid at the same rate. Not unreasonable.
They also object to being labelled as not working, when they are bringing up children, cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, helping with homework, going to PTA meetings, organising holiday activities for the children, whilst 'homo sapiens' is drinking his lager, playing golf, attending football matches and referring to them as 'the little woman'.
Just one word: Women want RECOGNITION!
The spell checker must have been written by a male. It doesn't recognise the word 'sapiens'. No surprises there then.

2006-10-12 22:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 1 0

Attention

2006-10-12 21:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Where do we start!!!!!!
1. respect us; if you say you will call us - do, we have probably put other things on hold for you! remember we are a 'couple'
2. treat us well and we will look after you (maternal nature prevails!)
3. talk to us about things other than football
4. understand that we have been brought up in a society which makes us feel like crap! skinny women abound in the media

2006-10-12 23:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cab Sav Girl 2 · 1 0

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