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Does anyone know if it would be legal to marry a bottle of coca cola?

2006-10-12 20:31:23 · 11 answers · asked by a_bike_guy 4 in Health General Health Care Other - General Health Care

11 answers

Oh sure

2006-10-12 20:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by kamsmom 5 · 0 0

Coca Cola is completely bad for your health... plus the Coca Cola company has HORRIBLE trade practices in other countries. Their factories have completely destroyed villages' water supplies and means of farming in some places in the world. Many people boycott them. You should get over this fetish. I can't even imagine marrying something so despicable. :0P

2006-10-12 20:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I love Coca Cola too...but it will dry up in a few years...

2006-10-12 20:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG .. dude seriously get over the coca cola... these are seriously dumb questions.. sounds like something i would ask while really bored. hehe ...

2006-10-12 20:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by InSaNe 4 · 0 0

Kiss your Cola and go get some mental help.

2006-10-12 20:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by RunSueRun 5 · 0 0

No whilst Coca-Cola first got here out it become created via John Pemberton and it contained cocaine on the time which become getting used in each little thing scientific interior the 1800's. Coca-Cola because of that is cocaine content fabric helped out with discomfort and problems and It wasn't till afterward a scare via a e book referred to as "The Jungle" via Upton Sinclair Which instructed the horrors of the nutrition industury and thus the FDA become created to regulate issues. That took various the unlawful issues off of the industry.

2016-10-19 07:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by harte 4 · 0 0

Not anything legal and binding...what would it be called if you drank your new spouse? Then there would be this whole missing person, er, uh..drink thing. Nah, dud, It's not worth it!

2006-10-12 20:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by She-ra 3 · 0 0

Depends what kind of coke? regular? diet? not that new coke and coffee crap i hope that just lust not love. And if your wife / husband pisses you off you can just dump them down the drain no messy divores or custody battles

2006-10-12 20:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Sandra K 4 · 1 0

You seriously need to see a shrink today. Trust me.

2006-10-13 16:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by Greymatter 2 · 0 0

well if you love it go ahead.
but just don't try to have sex with it (if your a man)

2006-10-12 20:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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