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I NAMED MY LOVER EINSTEIN
THAT IS BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS A PENTIUM 4!!!
SHE IS SO BEAUTIFULL!!!
MY COMPUTER IS THE LOVELIEST COMPUTER IN THE WORLD!!!

I DEMAND YOU KEEP YOUR ANSWER TO THE POINT!!!
I DEMAND YOU DON'T GIVE ME ANY DUMB ANSWER!!!
I DEMAND YOU USE SPELLCHECK!!!
I DEMAND YOU THINK BEFORE YOU ANSWER!!!
I DEMAND YOU KEEP YOUR ANSWER WITHIN 2 SENTENCES!!!
I DEMAND YOU USE PUNCTUATION!!!
YOUR ANSWER WILL NOT BE CHOSEN FOR BEST ANSWER IF IT DOES NOT MEET THESE CRYTERIA!!!

2006-10-12 18:59:56 · 14 answers · asked by MICROSOFT VISTA IS THE BEST O/S! 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

Don't make demands of me, lol.

I call my computer "you piece of shi*" every time I get mad at it, which is daily and funny thing is that it is almost new, so it's really not a piece of shi*.

2006-10-12 19:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1 1

Dumbo Wafflebutt

2016-05-21 22:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have made my computer believe it's name is ************ because that is all I can seem to say to it when I lose a game, or get disconnected from the net, or anything else along those lines occurs. Good luck to you in the future with your little bout of "Napolean Syndrome" too.

2006-10-12 19:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by HBPD 126 3 · 0 0

I name mine Cassandra. I also named my television. It only makes sense since I spend lots of time with them. :)

Also it's criteria, not cryteria.

2006-10-12 19:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Yapin 3 · 0 0

I named my computer Homer Jay Puter.
It is the best.

2006-10-12 19:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I have not named my computer, but that is a good idea.

2006-10-12 19:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by Christina 5 · 0 0

I call mine shi# for brains

2006-10-12 20:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by macybluedawn 5 · 0 0

I named mine boxy brown.

2006-10-12 19:02:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I just call mine fantasyland.

2006-10-12 20:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

weenus windows

2006-10-12 19:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 · 0 0

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