An elderly fisherman was at home, dying in bed, when he smelled his favourite aroma, chocolate chip biscuits bahing. He wanted one last cookie before he died, so he crawled to the kitchen, reached up to the cookie sheet on the table and grasped a warm, moist chip. His wife suddenly hit his hand with a spatula and yelled, Leave them alone. They're for the funeral.
Juffrou vra in biologie klas, teken die vroulike geslags orgaan. Sannie kyk af en trek haar panty weg. Jannie sien dit en skreeu,"Juffrou sannie krip.
2006-10-12 18:44:52 · 24 answers · asked by Barney B 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
I like the Afrikaans one. When we where writing Bio exam in St 9, we had to draw the male sex organs, and after we wrote it, our Bio teacher said, I hope none of you boys cheated.
2006-10-13 01:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think these are the best you've posted so far...
Here's another:
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O’Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think you’ve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "I’m telling everybody!"
Cheers
2006-10-12 18:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by orion 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lekker om weer i slag i jannie en sannie grap te hoor.
2006-10-13 08:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by kobie65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sannie was nog altyd 'n blixem!
2006-10-12 19:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-13 19:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7.10 Friday morning here, I'm off to work and needed a good laugh. Thank you very much.
2006-10-12 19:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a funny one but, I heard it was a Mexican man and his wife made him tamales. Any way it happened it was funny.
2006-10-12 18:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by carmen d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Die laaste een het ek in exsamen gehoor behalwe did was Jannie wat gekrip het,toe kyk Sannie af by hom.
2006-10-13 02:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one.
2006-10-12 18:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Rollercoaster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Second one was funnier.
Thanks
2006-10-12 18:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋