I love Larry the Cable Guy, he cracks me up!
2006-10-12 18:40:37 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Paris Hilton. That's one funny whore!
2006-10-12 18:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Katt Williams
Dave Chappelle
2006-10-13 01:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by UgottaBkiddinMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like larry the cable guy too, also Bill Engvall, and Rodney Carrington
2006-10-13 03:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by macybluedawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rev Bob Leevy
2006-10-13 01:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by Joe R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Carlin.
2006-10-13 01:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeff Engell
2006-10-13 16:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dane Cook or Brian Regan
2006-10-13 01:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by starfoxrocks2002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Dane Cook is the funniest. First time I saw him do a joke set, milk came out of my nose.
Another time I was listening to his new CD and I laughed so hard at something he said and I almost wet myself because I was laughing so hard.
The guy is funny. If you can see him do his act, he is funny to watch.
2006-10-13 01:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by i8nttellingno1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Russel Peters is the ****
Or Dave Chapelle..
Those guys are the funniest
But also
Robin Williams (He swears alot)
Jim Carey (faded away it seems)
2006-10-13 01:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Bucky P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Favorite male comedian: Dave Chappelle, of course! These are the following quotes from Dave Chappelle that I like:
"I'm RICH, BEE-YATCH!" (It was ACTUALLY Donnell Rawlings who said that; he was the same guy who played "Ashy Larry".)
"It'll getcha drunk! You'll be f#$%ing fat girls in NO TIME! You might even fight a n***a or two! Mmm-mmm, *********.!" (From the "Samuel Jackson" sketch; I'm NOT a racist! I just quoted what he said! I'm African American, buy the way!)
"I'm Rick James, *********.!"
"Why don't you jungle bunnies turn that music down?! Boogie-woogie, n***er!" (From "Clayton Bigsby" sketch)
"Go ahead and take a big bite, you black motherf#$%er!" (From "Pixie Sketch" on one of the "Lost Episodes of Chappelle's Show")
"Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love; I don't even want none of the above; I want to pee on you!" (From "R. Kelly's I Wanna Pee On You" sketch)
Favorite female comedian: Wanda Sykes, of course! My favorite quotes by her are:
"Redd Foxx's 'Wash Your A$$'? What would your mother think if she heard you listening to that? Go ahead and put the headphones on!" (From an episode of "Wanda at Large")
"Shut it up, ex-dummy!" (Also from an epsode of "Wanda at Large"; it's from the episode where Dave Chappelle plays her ex-husband)
"Nope. Still 'jack@$$'." (From the first episode of "Wanda at Large" where Bradley tells her she should pause, think, and then talk)
2006-10-13 03:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bill Engvall and Ron White
2006-10-13 01:48:41 · answer #11 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋