what is the funniest thing you've ever heard? ill rate them. After about 1 day, i will rate them all, seeing which one is the best.
2006-10-12 16:18:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
sup, that sucked
2006-10-12 16:21:03 · update #1
Journeyk7,agreed
2006-10-12 16:23:23 · update #2
CHERRY, MY OLDEST DAUGHTER WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HER TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER ONE DAY, AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WENT TO CLAIR'S AND WHEN THEY WERE WALKING OUT HER TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER HAD A LITTLE BALL IN HER SHIRT, YOU COULD SEE IT PLAIN AS DAY, THEN SHE MARCHED HER BACK INTO THE STORE AND MADE HER APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING IT. I COULD JUST IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING.
2006-10-12 16:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about funniest thing (ever). But last week my co-worker and i were getting frustrated with some work that had come in. i got up after about an hour to go to the bathroom and , i happened to look at her and just about died laughing, she had her foot in the trashcan for at least an hour and didn't even realiza it. all i could say is "what are you doing" she said what do you mean, so i informed her that her foot was in the trash. she started laughing to.needless to say i already had to go to the bathroom so after lol on the floor i had to go even more abruptly.now i like to tease her at least every other day.
2006-10-12 23:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by bustalynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was here on Yahoo Answers on "News and Journalism" A Journalism teacher wanted to know the location of a story they saw where Enraged Elephants were raping Hippo's. He said it was for a class he was going to teach. I think he was serious.
May GOD richly bless you.
2006-10-12 23:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I still like the joke about Mark Foley and how he doesn't like bookmarks instead he just bends down the page. I think that is pretty witty and current.
2006-10-12 23:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by sup 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're really going to spend your time doing that?
That's the funniest thing I ever heard. (I understand if you report me).
2006-10-12 23:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Probably when President Clinton said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" That was pretty funny.
2006-10-12 23:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by LadyA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if someone tells you they are a pathological liar would you believe them ..........................or....................................................................if you walked into an athiest bookstore would the bible be in fiction ......................................or ...............i heard about a guy talking on and on about the lord and was told (get off the cross we need the wood)
2006-10-12 23:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by suhpisis 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
2006-10-12 23:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋