Right when I was having a good dream too... I can't get back to sleep now! Any suggestions?
2006-10-12 15:08:29 · 22 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ooh the possibilities are endless. You could blow up the Old Bailey just like V in V for Vendetta; you could play Twister; you could call everyone you know and ask them to send you 5 bucks (no one would feel that pinch and you'd be bloody well rolling in it mate!) You could pick food out of his teeth with an egg beater, and vice versa; you could spy on your neighbours or find an elevator and just keep riding it while snickering as different people get on and off; you could hide in a clothing rack at Marks and Spencers and squeal "PICK ME! PICK MEEEEEE!" You could try mixing various household chemicals to see if anything interesting happens, you could water your plants with growth hormones, you could crack open a bottle of wine and get shitfaced watching Monty Python and...okay that's pretty much the most fun so I'll stop there :o)
2006-10-12 15:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck him in the closet with the Evil monkey and listen!
Once all the banging and crashing and the Blood curdling screams have died down, go give the monkey a pat and hop back into bed. Good Night Space Clown.
2006-10-12 16:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like one of those deep nightmares, where you think that you are awake and try to get away, then you realize that you really are still asleep and just can't wake
up!
Try to think happy thoughts, and maybe the evil clown will get bored and go away. Good Luck!
2006-10-12 15:13:51 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id provide him a great cuddle and if hes finished precisely what mummies informed him and been a stable evil clown and brought about havoc in all of the procedures on his record then he would get and evil cream pie too.
2016-12-26 17:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read a book about no such things as evil clowns.
2006-10-12 15:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can either play "stick your finger in the light socket" or "hide the salami". Depends on what that freaky, evil clown is into.
2006-10-12 15:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh in the middle of a dream and everything? what the ....... i think the evil clown need to be placed in a steam table and steamed until he knows better than to wake you up.
2006-10-12 15:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by nakita 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to Dumpafile.com and watch the video Bingo. A little Bingo the Clowno is what you need.
http://www.dumpafile.com/item/jkmFdW9X
2006-10-12 15:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by shpoet73 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play tiddly winks
2006-10-12 15:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by John Scary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock urself out with a bat
or hold ur breathe until u fall asleep
2006-10-12 15:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋