2006-10-12 15:02:55 · 10 answers · asked by Sonny 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I have the same problem wtih my unicorns. I just leave their food out and it's gone in the mornings.
2006-10-12 15:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by poizon_ivy79 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, his favorite snack is virgins. It's true. You can look this up. But nowadays, according to the latest survey I myself have conducted personally, there aren't many virgins left in the land. My theory is that most of them have been snagged by Allah to give to brave Arab fighters after they blow up stupid infidels. So virgins are out. So his second favorite snack is stray cats. But you have to collect quite a few of these to make a meal. And if the hairy-legged cat lovers start whining just toss a few of them into the mix. Adds roughage to your pet's diet. Promotes regularity. And liberals. Maybe you can invite Nancy Pelosi to come down for a "photo-op" with your pet, then give her a sharp pinch on her butt. Oops! (Crunch!) Sorry 'bout that! Just a few stream-of-thought ideas...hopes this helps...
2006-10-12 15:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy...
Tie up the person you hate most infront of a boat,shove an apple into his/her...mouth.
Make your way to the middle of the lake and shout:
"Nessy!!!...Come And Have IT!!!"
You might consider bringing your boss along just incase good ol' nessy wants a second helping.
2006-10-12 15:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by tommy_c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you should throw that girl (the one from the university who wants to date you in spite of your engagement) into Nessie's lake. It will solve two of your problems.
If the girl sinks, Nessie will probably surface to get away from her because he will be sick of the girl trying to date him. Then you can feed Nessie from there and take a photograph. Maybe Nessie will even become a land animal if she's in there...
(No, I haven't seen that movie you mentioned...perhaps I should look for it, eh? Thanks for the suggestion...)
2006-10-13 11:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put the food at the surface then leave, he'll eat
2006-10-12 15:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Phantom's Lover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tooth Fairy came last night and wanted to go eat @ Chili's!
2006-10-12 15:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yah i know its tough santa wont come at my house for a vist like he used to i guss he dosnt like cookies? tie santa and hell come to eat santa santas fat so good size!
2006-10-12 15:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jump In Sonny !!!
2006-10-12 15:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not talking to him nice enough. If you talk very nice, he will come out.
2006-10-12 15:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by eh77530 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just reported you for being an idiot
2006-10-12 15:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by bg 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋