You really want to know, hu? Well, I was in my teenage years on a certain substance, known for its hallucinatory effects with a bunch of my friends. We were about to smoke something. One of them said, "Aha, the first one there gets to light it." We all took off in the pitch black night running "somewhere". I was extremely athletic, and I was winning(?) the "race". And I said to myself "I'm winning!". I then hit a fence running at top speed and completely flipped over the fence. I ripped my jacket, my two shirts, and my skin open(It scarred, and I didn't bleed that much to long). Another friend kinda hit, but everyone was pre-warned by seeing me, the winner, hit the fence at full throttle. Everyone, all 12 of them, were laughing hysterically. They really rode me about that for the night and a whole month. So, sometimes when I am going to do something in life, I catch myself saying in a joke, "I'm winning!". I do this as a simple reminder so I am more aware of the circumstances. I think twice....sometimes.
2006-10-12 15:15:43
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answered by samaustinashlee_billiewjr 4
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My baby sitter's brother was 16 and he had a terrible crush on me. I was 21. My daughter was 4 and had recently showered with me.( and obviously noticed some differences between her body and mine). I picked her up after work. The brother was sitting at the table and had just taken a big gulp of milk when my daughter decides it is a good time to divulge this new discovery of hers. The brother spews the milk across the room and I nearly died. How did I handle it? I acted like she had not said anything and started a new conversation with the babysitter and left as quickly as possible. The brother stared even harder each time we met after that.
2006-10-12 22:09:54
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answered by Anonymous
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To describe myself..I am a somewhat large woman with large breasts (46D)...I ws in a swimming pool playing basketball with some guys and my top came down. It was a one-piece w/apparently not too strong straps.
Needless to say, the guys saw the girls.
I simply pulled my top up and continued playing...they didn't mind the view...
2006-10-12 22:12:26
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answered by Anonymous
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walking out of the toilet at bar with the toilet paper trailing behind me,I got a big laugh from everyone there and then I ordered another drink.
2006-10-12 22:09:26
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answered by glasgow girl 6
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admitting to my girlfriend I was wrong and that I would do anything to make her happy. I hate groveling, but love does that to you.
2006-10-12 22:02:18
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answered by Trip S 3
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haha, theres lots of them, but one is that i accently said something i wasnt soppose to, and it was emberrsing
2006-10-12 22:02:17
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answered by Anonymous
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if i did remember it..i probly wouldnt be sayin it here anywayz
2006-10-12 22:01:24
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answered by shygurl_193 3
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when my Friend Wendy doesn't get my jokes....
2006-10-12 22:02:06
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answered by Anonymous
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