it doesn't have to be real!!!<3
2006-10-12 14:44:22 · 5 answers · asked by ooxdoggieloveroox 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
well brace yourself!
once long ago, there was a time when beautiful music was always made by singers like, Hawthorne Heights, Three Doors Down, Panic! At The Disco, and other great bands. But along came !HILARY DUFF!, and her music was just the scariest thing on earth. By day, she would make "Punk" music, or so she called it "punk", but by night....SHE WAS A SUGAR-POP SINGER!!!!!!! Anytime she would sing, poor passer-bys would go deaf, her curse lives on through her sister....!!HAYLEY DUFF!!. No one has a certain cure for this, but one thing is certain, there will be a time of dark and evil when a brave warrior, Myra, (me:D) will come and save us all....but with it will come a dark War of Great Music.
Well, i hate Hilary Duff, and she's about as scary to me as The Excorcist.
2006-10-12 14:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Answer Givererer. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad fell against a bookcase corner and cracked a bone in his back. The doc used a long needle to patch of the crack with "glue." While she found out Dad was in the hospital, my sister, who controls his money and his health care, said, "It's time to sell Dad's house and put him in a nursing home." At the rehab center Dad recovered in six days. But when they learned that Dad was supposed to stay there forever, the facility confined Dad to a wheelchair and his bed with restraints and alarms and drugged him when he acted agitated and unhappy. After four months of "quality care," my sister and her lesbian companion are content with Dad's "progress:" he's not allowed any unthickened liquid to drink, all his food is required to be put through the blender, and he's lost two teeth so far because the sisters decided not to let Dad go to the dentist. Dad's house used to be right behind his girlfriend's and diagonal to mine. Now he's at a facility a half hour drive away, and everybody knows I tend to fall asleep unexpectedly on any drive longer than fourteen minutes. When Dad dies, all the living children can divide up the trust fund. Scary enough?
2006-10-12 22:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by shirleykins 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
havent got the time honey, but just watch the news
2006-10-12 21:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
george bush is still president
2006-10-12 21:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by count scratchula 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok heres one....
BOO!!!
2006-10-12 21:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋