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For example:
Me "Hello, Mr Turkey! I hope you're ready to get eaten!!"
Me imitating turkey "Hello, yeah I guess I am you self-righteous punk"

Usually I will talk to the turkey with a really energetic voice, but the turkey talks back in a low, dragging voice.

2006-10-12 14:29:57 · 20 answers · asked by mike225 2 in Society & Culture Holidays Thanksgiving

20 answers

I talk to the turkey while I'm preparing and cooking it.
OK Mr Turkey, are you ready to get covered in oil so you get nice and brown

Oh, Mr Turkey, it's time for your basting,

MMM Mr Turkey, you look like you taste good!

I'm a half bubble off plumb.

2006-10-12 14:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Vicki 4 · 1 0

1. I'm a vegan !
2. Do you talk to it's cadavor or alive turkey?
3.do you savagely eat it alive like Kim Jong II ?
4.are you in a mental hospital at this time !? If so, did you take,
your medication today!?

* I'll pray 4 U & D Turkey.

2006-10-12 21:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by opal 1 · 0 1

I've never talked to my turkey before I've eaten it but, it usually talks to me a couple hours after I've eaten. uggghhhh

2006-10-13 02:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Just me 4 · 0 0

No... not a turkey... but I do talk like that to other foods... like Teddy Grams and Gummy Bears/Worms and animal crackers... but they have faces so its okay.

2006-10-12 21:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 1 0

i talk to my turkey when im getting it ready to go into the oven i tell it how moist and good its gonna taste lol

2006-10-12 23:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by charlyred 2 · 0 0

dont talk to the turkey but i make the turkey dance =)

2006-10-13 09:21:41 · answer #6 · answered by Kristy =] 2 · 1 0

Really? You don't say! I talk to the turkey every year, but he never talks back. *sniff*

2006-10-12 21:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by ACC 2 · 0 0

I am way too busy working on side dishes and house cleaning chores to talk to a dead bird.

2006-10-12 23:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 1 0

Not only do I talk to it but I name it before I put it in the oven.

2006-10-12 21:48:42 · answer #9 · answered by DeborahDel 6 · 1 0

i can honestly say 'no'. that has never happened to me before. however, i do talk to my fish crackers. hello mr fishie!!

2006-10-12 21:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by thatweirdchick 4 · 1 0

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