Kick him in the jewels and run
2006-10-12 13:11:03
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Ever heard of zero tolerance policy? It means if you fight at school or on school grounds you will at least be suspended if not expelled. And there is no such thing as self defense at school. To call self defense at school they needed to have actually endangered your life (push you into oncoming traffic, dangle you out a 5 story window, assault you with a weapon) or rape you. Your best bet tell a teacher, if you are a new sstudent you don't need to be labled a troublemaker and dude I am a girl and most girls are rather put off with they guys who can never walk away from a fight because someone "insaulted their honnor" or whatever. Plus all this is so STUPID! did you honnestly read your reasons for fighting. The only time I ever did anything that resembled a fight was taking down a kid who pushed a special-ed girl in front of a bus.
2016-05-21 21:37:23
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answered by ? 4
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look here lil dude i dont condone fightin or anything but if you listen to these idiots youll get your *ss kicked and i dont want that either so if your gonna fight any way here is what to do dont hesitate when the guy is there right in front of you dont let him punk u out when he goes to open his big mouth shut it for him with a head butt to the nose if he is a lot taller than you this is not an option you could go for the nuts but that makes you look like a p*ssy so go a little lower go for his kneecap a straight kick to the knee will have him on the ground then be sure to give him another to think about kick to the face or spit on him thats always a good one then kick him if all these do not work then your in for a pounding dont freak out and dont close your eyes
2006-10-12 15:00:57
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answered by john w 2
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Steal him. What i mean is hit him from behind and hit him hard. A well placed kick or punch in the kidneys can drop a big man or kick him in the hamstring about two or three times where he has a charlie horse and cannot stand up so good and wear his azz out. A headbutt to the bridge of the nose works good also. Double slap to the ears can effect his equilibrium.
2006-10-12 15:52:13
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answered by xian w 2
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First off who cares if he is makeing fun of you and your girlfriend. Its stuipid to fight and plan it out. Just tell him at least your at home doing your girl while he is at home wanting men. The way to fight is not to fight. Make fun of the fact he is so immature he needs to fight you and make him feel dumb if he has the first swing.
Now if he swings at you first. Go strait for a soft spot. Eye's throught, gizzard.
Now if he is gonna beat you down. there is no sense in your fighting him.
Not only will he beat you up but he will make fun of you more. So Just deal.
2006-10-12 13:26:47
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answered by Platlander 4
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well making fun of your girl thats really low but here's what 2 do don't be afraid 2 get dirty poke his eyes low blow (punch in nuts)i mean get on your knees then when least expected punch to nuts then beat on his head with your fist also 2 get a advanedge stomp on him if his head is faceing the ground when he lifts it stomp it back down that will end it also use your envirment. email me and tell me what happens ok cool
2006-10-12 13:25:44
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answered by mfn193 2
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How about avoiding fighting, all it proves is that someone is a better fighter than someone else. You have to be pretty insecure if you just go around and fight people just to try and prove that you're better. But, if you must fight him, just throw books or a backpack at his face to distract him and start throwing punches until he hits the ground.
2006-10-13 14:24:16
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answered by Mike M 1
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A punch straight to the nose, a kick to the balls and a clothesline, 1 , 2 ... umm I meant Victoy :)
(try to hype yourself up before the fight and follow this advice and you will be just fine :) . Good Luck )
2006-10-13 03:01:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Get right down to buisness. Dont make it a shouting match, just walk up to him and B4 he has the chance to say anything break his Fu*k*n nose.
A good way to get good at fighting is to have alot of them and expect to lose most of them this encourages you to become better.
2006-10-12 13:15:27
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answered by HUBBS 2
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Poke him with 2 fingers in the place above the stomach and below ribs. Kick him in nuts. poke his sides and he will curl over to the side, gigng you the chance to punch his cheek. Also rub his temples like hell, and hell get pain after 3 secs.
Hope you like my instructions!!
(btw, i am a 11 year old black belt.)
2006-10-12 13:19:32
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answered by Jonathan C 2
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