please help me people !
thanks ! i know its not possible poeple..but please think of an idea ! thanks !
2006-10-12 13:05:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Earth Sciences & Geology
Throw it.
2006-10-12 13:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by completely deck 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are many solutions!
1. Growth hormones can greatly speed up the leg-growth process!
2. Catapults are always fun...
3. There is a little tiny transistor inside of the snail's shell, and if you replace it with a 453151bralfrjafkrelajfrkarjlakr one, it will learn how to walk, talk, fly, and dance.
4. Remember that catapult idea...
5. Pick it up, attatch legs, and viola! A super-fast snail!
6. Try riboflaxinifyoucanpronouncethisyouareageniusformalesnails-deimmulsifier! (riboflaxingetupoffofthecomputeranddosomethingwithyourlifeforonceyoufatlazyslob-decompressionimmulsionflaxinwaxin). Side effects include
Vomiting
Nausea
Snails walking slower
Constipation
More nausea
More vomiting
Nausea
Heartburn
Indegestion
Upset Stomach
Diarrhea
HEY! Pepto Bismol!
Cardio-vascular Gastro-Intestinal Elephantitis
George Bush's 3rd term :0!
Gastro-Bypastic Surgery
Loss of Social Life
Sudden Impulses to talk to hot babes online
Hot flashes
Cramps
Sneezing
More vomiting!
Here comes some nausea again!
Inability to fly
Reposession of your brand new plasma screen t.v. you just spent your Taco Bell paycheck on because your credit card was declined and your ex-girlfriend sued you again.
Waking up and having the sudden impulse to sleep again
More Heartburn
More nausea
(in that order)
Should only be used by snails, or you will also experience extra nausea, coupled with vomiting.
7. Don't forget the catapult...
8. Meh, I'm out of ideas. Oh yeah, you could go back in time and stop yourself from reading this. Why, you ask? Oh no reason... mwuahahahhahahah
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2006-10-12 13:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A snail doesn't walk.
He dragggggggggs himself along on his belly! Hehe.
2006-10-12 13:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Peter in La Jolla San Diego CA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cannot modify a snail, but you can modify the surface on which said snail can crawl upon. water, oil or a teflon surface
would help, the less restrictions the better.
2006-10-12 13:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by barrbou214 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give the snail a thick board and change its name to "Louie". Borrow some money from the snail's boss and don't pay it back. I think you get the picture.
2006-10-13 03:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by Amphibolite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah some go faster stripes or put a little sign up with an arrow saying next door
2016-03-18 08:20:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Performance enhancing drugs, blood doping, human (snail?) growth hormone, steroids....all these may have an impact.
But recall that these are likely illegal and you are cautioned against using any of these methods.
2006-10-12 13:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put wheels and a motor on it?
Give it a surface to walk on that is rougher or smoother?
Give it motivation? Electric shocks? Food reward?
2006-10-12 13:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by DanE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strap it to an RC Car.
2006-10-12 13:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by Thunor232 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
attach a mini skateboard to its shell lol
2006-10-12 13:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by lady_luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed it Exlax and put the toilet farther away
2006-10-12 13:09:25 · answer #11 · answered by shizzlechit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋