Umm... a grown up Snoopy.
2006-10-12 12:58:43 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
In a steel cage Lumber Jack tapped fist Strret Fight
The cage is lowered. Snoopy stands on the turnbuckle, eggin the fans as they cheer Snoopy.
Garfield lies still in the corner. Jon and Odie are whispering in his ear. Garfield ,nods his head.
The bell rings. Snoopy still on the top turnbuckle is kicked in the back by the fat cat! Snoopy is bloody. The fat cat quickly takes advantage by choking the beagle out by wrapping the ropes around his neck.
The ref gets in there to break it up. Garfield yells at the ref as Odie and Jon choke out Snoopy behind the ref’s back. Woodstock, protests, giving yet another distraction to the ref as Garfield claws Snoopy down the back.
The next few minutes Snoopy is handed his own ***! The most brutal beating is handed down on the dog! A broken bloody Snoopy lies in a pool of his own blood wearing a crimson mask of his on blood. Garfield climbs up to the top rope.
Due to his mass and lack of conditioning, Garfield tries a 460 leg drop on the broken pooch. Snoopy moves! The fat cat is flat on his face. Jon and Odie spring into action. Woodstaock and Charlie Brown come in and chase them out!
Snoop gets to his feet as Garfield rises. The fat cat swings, Snoopy ducks and hits a clothesline. The cat is down. Snoopy hits the ropes and hit a amazing drop kick. The fat cat hits the cage face 1st! Snoopy slaps on a Chicken wing-crossface as Garfield cries out! The ref asks if he wants to give up. Garfield makes it to the ropes.
Jon and Odie hit Snoopy with a chair. Garfield slugs the Ref! Charlie Brown and Woodstock come in. They get pelted by steel chairs! The rest of the Peanuts gang charge in! They all go down from the fearsome 3!
The Music starts! The lights go out! Then they come back on! It’s Peppermint Patty!! She quickly dodges a series of chair shots! She hits Odie with a low bow or her famous move called “The Neuter” Odie is sent face 1st in the cage! Jon swings wildly at her. Patty hits a drop toehold on Jon, and slaps on the deadly Scorpion Deathlock on him!
Garfield drops a chair on her head! The 2 began to pound her cruelly. The climbing over the top of the cage Patty’s tag team partner Marcy leaps off the top of the cage! She executes a perfect double dropkick on them! Marcy gets on the top rope while Patty lifts Jon on her shoulders, Macy leaps off and drives a steel chair into Jon’s skull. Jon is down!
Marcy is hit from behind with another steel chair! Patty gets hit with the chair. The sneaky fat cat has downed them all. Holding up his bloody chair the reigns!
He moves to the broken beagle! He slams the chair across his back! The dog eyes get wide! The cat drops the chair again! The beagle gets to his feet! The cat swings over and over! Each shot hits the dog. Each one has less and less effects.
Snoopy starts to dance! The fat realizing he can not win runs to the cage. The Beagle cuts him off! With a huge kick! The cat is down! The beagle scoops up the fat cat ,and drives him head 1st into the cage then flips him over into a jackhammer suplex! The ref counts to 3 and it is over! Snoopy Wins!
2006-10-12 14:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by dkminion 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Snoopy would probably win. The only things I think Garfield does is being lazy and eat lazognia all day.
2006-10-12 13:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by veronicavieau 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Garfield would be too lazy to fight and Snoopy would take off to fight in airplane in his imagination sooo.....neither one would win unless........if Odie came to visit Garfield and Snoopy while they were "fighting" and then hopped on Snoopy's head Garfield might just motivate himself enough to kick Odie and in the process of kicking Odie would kick Snoopy which MIGHT make him the winner since Snoopy would then be unconcious. Odie of course would just hop up and walk away since he's used to Garfield's abuse!
2006-10-13 10:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by rockin2myownbeat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They wouldnt get in a fight in the first place because Snoopy is so laid back. But probley Garfield if there was a promis of food in the end.
2006-10-12 15:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmi H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say Snoopy, even if he is afraid of cats, Garfield is far to lazy and overweight to last in an actual fight.
2006-10-12 13:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by tenngurlamo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello! Snoopy of course. He's a dog and Garfield's a cat and cats are scared of dogs. Remember!
2006-10-12 20:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Dreaming♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on!!!!!!! Snoopy is in much better shape than Garfield( he is shortstop on Charlie Browns little league team.) Snoopy also would use the element of suprise on Garfield ( just like he does Lucy Van Pelt) Im giving this one to Joe Cool. It was a dark and stormy night...........................................
2006-10-13 14:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Garfield. With a pan with traces of lasagna and some of Snoopy's blood and bones in it. And a Stinger missle launcher that utterly destroyed the remains of the broken beagle.REST IN PEACE, SNOOPY.
2006-10-12 19:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by Urban Samurai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Garfield... cause he'll just eat Snoopy up... and Snoopy is kinda slow.
2006-10-12 15:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by Neko_1989 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Garfield of course. If he can beat up Jon and shred up the mailman, then he can take on Snoopy
2006-10-12 13:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by BlchZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snoopy's sharp and fast. Garfield picks on the stupid & is fat/lazy. Snoopy would win hands down.
2006-10-12 13:01:55 · answer #11 · answered by george g 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋