2006-10-12 10:22:18 · 35 answers · asked by kaz 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
sniff real big and say WHOOOWEE, that was RIPE!!!
2006-10-12 10:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by asking 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Premise 1 : Smelly fart doesnt make sound..
Solution: Fart and look at your neighbour or Just fart and enjoy the relief.
Premise 2: Non smelly fart makes noise
Solution: Have a blank face or save yourself. You can make a face and look at wall or table.
NOT TO DO: Move your body sideways
2006-10-12 10:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by SKC67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know its going to be a "silent" one, then let it go. Try to do it a little at a time to hopefully test if it will be a smelly one.
Now if you know its going to be a "wet" one, then I'd just get up and walk to the water area or just get up and make an excuse to walk around. That way you can drop something (hopefully something that will make a noise) in attempt to cover up the sound.
Yeah, I've had some practice but my mother has had more. There's only so many times that she can blame it on her shoe.
2006-10-12 10:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa F 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to agree with the , just go about your business and ignore it excuse. If someone busts you on it just say, "I'm sorry... it always happens when I am having a Herpes flare up."
Chances are that no one in the meeting will even remember that you tore one off if you make a comment like that.
2006-10-12 10:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Wasting Time 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quote Benjamin Franklin "Fart Proudly"
Or blame it on the dog.
2006-10-12 10:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by xymeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look directly at the guy chairing the meeting, shake your head and look at all the others!
Lol
Then you will have plenty of time later, when they have fired you, to think about how your react next time you loose control of your bowels in an important meeting.
Hi hi, I would probably laugh..and say, god, those baked beans again..ha,ha..sorry folks!
2006-10-12 10:30:18 · answer #6 · answered by Gary H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go into trolley dolly mode explain about turbulence pull an imaginary oxygen mask out demonstrating how to use and most importantly remind everyone about the no smoking rule. If that fails shout brace brace.
2006-10-12 10:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by dykerjohn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't say anything or make a big deal of it. Acknowledge it with a look of mild disgust aimed at someone near you (preferably your least favourite colleague) then ignore it. They are unlikely to think it's you.
2006-10-12 10:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by drblonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're lucky, there's a blind person with a seeing eye dog. Blame the dog. Otherwise, offer to get more coffee or some pastries (if your co-workers still have their appetites).
2006-10-12 10:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by Ron D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can't change the past. Just pretend it wasn't you and look suspiciously at whoever is sitting next to you with you hands covering your nose.
2006-10-12 10:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've done that before, so I feel for you. If other people are ignoring it you should too. If they laugh so should you. If they are offended say you're sorry. Bottom line every one does it.
Justin James
http://www.globalstaffing.org/
2006-10-12 10:26:01 · answer #11 · answered by Justin J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋