Going on and on with their "aaaaah waaaaas aaaaghg" i mean shut up already! GET A LIFE!
2006-10-12 10:12:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Damnit. Listen. ZOMBIE DON'T MAKE MOANS. Its the sound of air echoing thru their lungs as their gaping mouths open as wide as possible when in the presence of human flesh.
Zombie's brains only function to cause the body to move in the search for food and consume. This is why zombies are slow moving, non communicating sacks of dead flesh. Besides...depending on the state of decomp it would PROVE this fact, because vocal cords and lungs would be destroyed and not able to make noise. It's purely a sound such as...umm...holding a sea shell up to your ear.
Did you ask this one on purpose, knowing I'm already pissy?
2006-10-12 13:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by yozombiesmama 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Zombies blow. Can't you use Worcestershire sauce as embalming fluid and bring them back to life so they will act like civilized human beings?
2006-10-12 18:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! And all that stomping around with their arms out in front of them and eating peoples' brains and stuff. Don't they have something better to do? Get back in your grave already!
2006-10-12 17:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by CuteWriter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaah waaaaas aaagh (roughly translated that means,Zombies rock dude)
2006-10-12 17:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be very annoyed if I were a hungry,blood-thirsty monster that has been underground for years while everyone thought I was dead.
2006-10-12 17:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. And with all that inconsiderate moaning and groaning I can't get a good night's sleep.
2006-10-12 17:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, work on your material a little more and you could write for David Letterman!!
8^B <---David Letterman.
2006-10-12 19:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They seem to get the hint when its a formal dress event.
2006-10-12 17:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by wmf936 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Annoying and walk so damn funny..its like after they died..someone poked a stick up they're butts. And that blank look on they're faces.......lol...
2006-10-12 22:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, try watching Evil Dead....zombies are obnoxious and annoying
2006-10-12 17:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by BOOYAH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋