i was reading in my local paper, a piece about obesity, it would seem that the whole of Europe, is undergoing an increase in obesity, take that into consideration, along with wetter winters and hotter than usual summers, freak storms and global warming, are these elements all the cause of mankind, or are we being manipulated by unknown extra-terrestrial forces, ready for "harvesting"????????
2006-10-12 08:53:54 · 14 answers · asked by chris s 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
i thought this would be a humdinger for all you paranoid, conspiracy nuts in America, gives you cause to wonder eh!!
2006-10-12 08:55:11 · update #1
I officially have become anorexic
2006-10-12 08:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by brystal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, most of us came from and to escape from the biggest European conspirators. Must be something about that Druid thing and the lost tribes not showing up at the ritual Stonehenge sight anymore.Maybe these people are instinctively getting fat for the next coming ice age. Global warming it has been said occurs in cycles. We may have been unknowingly speeding it up or slowing it down. It most likely will happen anyway regardless. As for any alien harvesting if this were true they might see it as getting them while they're still fresh not frozen. Whatever the case there isn't much we can do about it whether it be true or not. If I knew I had two weeks to live it wouldn't be working at some "dead end job".
2006-10-12 09:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before we get to aliens the answer is simple. Fast food is on the increase and secretly the corporations who market junk food also make diet products. The climates are getting warmer bcause of pre-beefburger flatulence and fatties. This also accounts for increased heat and humidity thru sweating as they waddle to the fridge and microwave. So that leaves the storms which are in fact caused by galactic interference to promote "Reality Earth" to the rest of the normal universe. Why harvest a galactic credit spinning product?
2006-10-13 08:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Giordino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harvesting. Definitely Harvesting.
2006-10-12 08:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More like Governments having an excuse to nanny all our lives from the cradle to the grave. I think a Tory toff said that......Or was it an Alien, wooooooooohaaaahhhhhh!!!!!?
2006-10-12 09:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If aliens prefer fat people over skinny ones, then they must be interested in fat itself. Therefore, the aliens wouldn't harvest us, just give all of us liposuctions at prescheduled times... Dear god!
2006-10-12 09:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by Asmodeus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And is Jamie Oliver the saviour, savourer, or just plain, knobheaded home-made breaded visual indigestion?.
2006-10-12 09:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many of us will be baked...(preferably Sunbaked) others in ovens,
I prefer to be deep fryed in canola oil, so I will be not in danger to get cholesterol. Vegeterians will be eaten raw.
Anorexics will be eaten by the allien's dogs.
2006-10-12 14:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by UncleGeorge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just a phase the gods are going through.
2006-10-12 13:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, hey, hey, let's not blame some poor innocent aliens for the crimes committed by our own governments!
2006-10-12 08:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋