everytime I step out my door....it's really getting bad.....
2006-10-12 08:39:04 · 20 answers · asked by no 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stop touching their nuts, squirrels dont like it
2006-10-12 08:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're having that problem, too. It's like everywhere I go, there they are those dang little critters throwing them darn acorns at me. And if they don't see me, they start throwing them at my car. All of them in every tree in the city, it's like those little twerps are in cohorts together to drive me nuts. Can't cut the tree down because it's in my neighbor's yard.
We could get one of those traps and catch them varmits. Then let them loose in the woods. Or maybe we should start throwing something back at them maybe that will scare them off.
By the way, do you also have the same trouble with mosquitoes attacking you when you walk out the door?
2006-10-12 09:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start a smear campaign about the leader. You can tell the leader squirrel by his bushy coat and wry look on his face. Undermine him using any means necessary. I once convinced the entire squirrel clan that the leader was in love with an alsatian. The scandal destroyed his fragile ego and he called his troups off and moved to a small scattering of trees near Kettering. This is my advice.
2006-10-12 08:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Pete B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then take a baseball bat outside with you and knock 'em back at their little skulls when you see an acorn flying at you. That'll show them!
2006-10-12 08:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by infernal_seamonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Percy the Park Keeper to pop round and collect them.
2006-10-12 13:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Full body Kevlar? I totally recommend it. Now that my stalker's gotten out of the pen, I don't go anywhere without it, and my body armor has blocked 2 tranq darts and a high-powered rifle just this week. *nodz lotz*
2006-10-12 08:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Bitsie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send a cat to take the acorns back to them
2006-10-12 08:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Gayle M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little Captain Morgan's in a bowl for them. Take video plz.
2006-10-12 08:40:22 · answer #8 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where a helmet and throw things back at them
2006-10-12 08:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm i'm very sorry on your dilema yet thats hilarious....positioned it on youtube...hmmm properly if i become you i could in simple terms enable him throw him at you....you will have a snicker daily.
2016-10-19 06:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋