Norfolk, Va. - While the results of the research are preliminary, scientists at the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization have discovered a genetic link between small penis size and the being liberal. The organization recently began to tabulate data from a two-year study of men with Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and has posted the results on its Web site, DMGD.org.
The subjects of the study varied from men with a slight abnormality in penis size to men with pubis innius, a term for an inverted male pubic region. By tracing what has been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality in the 21st chromosome was discovered. Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive joy from liberal activities, which starts with acting out in school and, in isolated instances, can manifest itself in homosexual acts.
2006-10-12 06:18:49 · 9 answers · asked by Fork Canada 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Research team leader Dr. Brad Uplurch and his colleagues in New Orleans, La., plan to investigate whether DMGD was a factor in making San Fransicko California the home of liberal indecency.
"These findings confirm what we have believed for a long time: Liberals just don't measure up." "They are apparently overcompensating for their failure to succeed in life by adopting deviant behaviors and delusional attitudes."
2006-10-12 06:19:10 · update #1
LOL. You made my day! YES! I knew those liberals had small genitals I knew it!
2006-10-12 06:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, interesting Normaly you have 2 number 21 Chromosomes. An extra one gives you Trisomy 21. I think that maybe you could have this extra chromosome. The common name for this anomoly Downs Syndrome. (No offence to sufferers)
2006-10-12 06:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by dingdong 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why are all of these c0ck-size jokes geared towards liberals?
usually when someone gets defensive about issues it means they are of particular relevance to those bringing up the topic and not about the topics' intended victims
no joke - i'm a raving liberal and i have a 7.5 to 8" c0ck when erect (depending on - well you know how it is...) which my most recent ex- describes as "thick"
that puts me at the high end of the cock scale of all measure scales I've seen online
when one bashes another it's usually more indicitave of the basher's insecurity than the bash-ee's lackings or failures
dream on limp-dick CON - i'm sure November isn't going to do much for your erection stalwart-ness either
2006-10-12 06:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean that Nancy Pelosi has a diminuative penis?
Reminds me of a joke - t he punch line is ...you don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do ya?
2006-10-12 06:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We asked your mother about that and she refuted the results. She can't explain your deficiency because, unknown to you, your real father was a liberal.
2006-10-12 06:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It took so long because conservatives spend all their time listening to Sean Hannity and going to church. They don't have time for scientific studies. Oh, yeah, and some of them don't even believe in science.
2006-10-12 06:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are plenty of liberal guys in the porn industry and they all very large!
2006-10-12 06:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by Joe K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is there a cure? Are they willing to take it?
2006-10-12 06:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by splitshell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another Republican who can't stop thinking about penises...
2006-10-12 06:27:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋