Its gonna cost me 5 points but i guess the smile and the laugh is worth it. Write your funny/romantic short stories. The Best story will be rewarded with a "BEST ANSWER". Vote by rating the stories...
-A man went 2 Africa a day ahead of his wife. After a few hours he sends his wife a message via e-mail but to a wrong address!
The message went 2 a grieving widow who fainted after reading his message: "Dearest Wife, just got here, Everything is prepared for your arrival tommorow. P.S: Its True! It's very Hot Down Here!!
-A worried mother gives her son a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Her son laughed and hugged his mother saying: "Times have changed mom, Im dating George!.
-A letter to his parents..
"Dear Mom and Dad, why did you sell the horses? Those were mine, How can you do it to me? That horse is like my bestfriend. From now on forget that you ever had a son...
Your FRIEND,
Martin
2006-10-12 05:50:51 · 9 answers · asked by Ian C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
those on top are my own. i want that you guys spend some time writing something funny/romantic to make other people smile a bit.
The best story will be choosens through rating.. So if you have a funny/romantic story on mind then type it out.
2006-10-12 05:56:19 · update #1
2nd story was all about a used to be straight guy who is now dating a guy.
3rd story notice the closing . YOUR FRIEND...
2006-10-12 05:59:04 · update #2
a wife is frustrated with her husband b/c he always farts really loud and smelly in the morning. she has asked him to stop but he thinks its funny.
on thanks giving morning she got up at 4 am and started preparing the turkey. when she took all the insides out she got an idea, she snuck into the bedroom and put the turkey insides in her husband's underwear. then she went back down to finish with her cooking.
a couple hours later, she hears her husband scream. when he comes down stairs she asked what was wrong and he said, "Well, i woke up this morning and farted my guts out" the wife smiled and said "oh really?" and he said "yeah, but don't worry i shoved them all back in"
2006-10-12 06:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by ekenny513 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those were good, ok I got one.
Husband and wife have 6 kids. Husband always addresses wife as mother of 6. "Mother of 6, what's for dinner" or "Mother of 6, did you make my coffee this morning". The wife repeatedly asked him to stop calling her mother of six, but the husband refused. One day they were at a neighbors house for a dinner party, and the husband was ready to leave. The husband yells to the wife who is standing at the top of the stairs with friends and says, "Mother of 6, I'm ready to go home, can you get my coat." The wife responds, "I'll be there in a second, father of 4"
2006-10-12 13:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by love 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. When you are sad - I will help get you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b i t c h who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a s s
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
2006-10-12 13:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by tanny_fanny2003 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I got engaged to my 2nd husband when my son was 9 years old and in the height of his love for yo yo's. The hot yo yo that year was called an "X Wing".
On the day my husband (then fiance) was to propose, my son knew all about it before I did. My son called me up on my cell and said "Mom, mom, did you get the ring?", I replied, "what ring?"...his response (this is classic) "Mom I said did you get my X Wing". We still laugh about that to this day!!
2006-10-12 12:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by Punky 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
afroman went job searching, at the interview he was asked to spell the word before and use it in a sentence. he goes "aight cuzzzz befoe b-e-f-o-r-e befoe". good siad the guy "now use it in a sentence. afroman goes "aight here goes 2+2 be foe".
2006-10-12 13:03:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I like the first one, the one with the email, it was funny.
but i'm sorry i don't get the other two at all.
2006-10-12 12:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL good one.
2006-10-12 12:55:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lindsay 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Huhhh???
2006-10-12 12:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by Monic 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I don't get them ? Good Luck ! :)
2006-10-12 12:52:58 · answer #9 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋