Thought I'd lighten the day with something funny.Mine was:I was a paralegal many years ago and I was walking with a few attorneys to lunch to meet the top attorney for the case we were working on and I had a white summer sweater on and had a bird crap right on my forehead,down my nose and to the front of my sweater.Not a word from any of the guys until they saw me laugh then they started laughing.What a day eh?
2006-10-12 05:38:23 · 8 answers · asked by halfbright 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
My x-gf and I were feeding seagulls by throwing bread in the air. We were also drinking soda. Just as she turned up her drink, a seagull pooped in it and all around her mouth. I almost barfed. Needless to say why she is my x. I never could kiss her after that.
2006-10-12 17:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by renaissance man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking from the bus to my office building one morning (I also work as a paralegal), and, just before I reached the door, a pigeon got me, on my hair and down the side of my head. I was very fortunate that, at the time, I belonged to the fitness center in the building, so I was able to use their showers! The urge to wretch was almost too much to resist.
2006-10-12 20:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a bird poop on me on a first date while eating ice cream under a tree. I have heard that it is good luck, but the guy turned out to be a jerk.
2006-10-12 12:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by kris_swc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that suuccccccccks. I had a bird-poop experience this summer. Fortunately, none of said poop landed on me, but I was grilling pork chops at the time and, yes, one of those frickin' two-winged bastids crapped on one of the chops. I wanted to throw my frickin' spatula at him but he, y'know, flew away.
2006-10-12 12:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by David M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I were laying in the sun one day and plop .My wife says what was that on her shoulder ? I looked and said calmly bird poop . She did not believe me until later ...ROFLMAO
2006-10-12 12:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by mmmmmmm 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
last week i was walking home from checking my mail and i felt something fall on my shoulder, i thought it was a leaf so i put my hand up to brush it away and i got it all over my hand and shirt!
2006-10-12 12:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by jessathomson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got on in my car a few weeks ago. on his/her way out i received a white dropping on my arm for the ride!
2006-10-12 12:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never had one poop on me, but I've heard it's good luck !
2006-10-12 12:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋