2006-10-12 05:20:15 · 9 answers · asked by Stinky 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Maybe his mama cheated on his daddy with a common kitchen sponge! Naughty sea sponge
2006-10-12 05:38:36 · answer #1 · answered by Barbara C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How have you come up with so many different (and creative) questions in the past 10 minutes? Did you think of them last night and now you're posting them all at once?
(Maybe Spongebob is adopted or he's the milkman's kid. Or maybe his parents both had a recessive square gene so he came out square.)
2006-10-12 12:22:38 · answer #2 · answered by vicvic* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Parents are older. Over time their square edges got worn down into a circle shape. Sponge Bob is still pretty young so he's still square.
2006-10-12 12:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by pt_croozin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG...That sounds like genetic engineering to me.
You see, these days people prefer squarish sponges because you can pack more in certain sized box...
AHHH!! Sponge Bob is GM'd!! He'll be BANNED in most of Europe!
(ps Thanks for the question. I knew there was something about him that bothered me but I couldn't put my finger on it...)
2006-10-12 12:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by Lenky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a deformed child from birth!
2006-10-12 12:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by xportuguesax 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I DON'T KNOW BUT POOR MRS. SPONGEBOB. SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A SQUARE........ OUCH!!!
2006-10-12 12:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by littlegoober75 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it a cartoon and made to funny
he is different
2006-10-12 12:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by maddog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
affair thats all i can say.
2006-10-12 12:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by spooner 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he was adopted.
2006-10-12 12:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋