I think mine was the large woman who lost her pencil and she stood up and the pencil was sticking out of her rear and she never even felt it.
2006-10-12 05:08:27 · 10 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Come on Foregner were you ever normal? I am not, I am extraordinary
2006-10-12 05:16:42 · update #1
one of my old teachers bent down to get something off the floor and ripped her tight trousers. they wer bound to rip cuz no offence she had really big thighs and had really tight treousers on. it was hilarious then cus u cu see her buttocks as she wore a thong....OMG must have been v. embarrasing BUT funny!
2006-10-12 05:12:37 · answer #1 · answered by SJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A not so popular girl in high school falling into a port a potty and crawling out with toilet paper on her glasses! Her mother came to get her, hosed her off and made her ride in the back of the truck.
2006-10-12 05:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
The Mexican Kid...
Three kids are in school...a Mexican, a White, and a Black...
The
teacher tells them to make a sentence with liver and cheese.
White child says:
My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich with all my favorite
ingredients and it was sooo delightful...
Very generous of my mother I must say"
Black child says:
"My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and
she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver..."
Mexican child says:
"Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress so I told
the vatos
"Hey Cabron!! Liver alone. Cheese my Sister!!!"
-----Good manners __
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper w/ a nice young lady, how would u tell her that u have to go to the bathroom ?
------- Michael ?
-------- Michael: "just a minute, I have to go pee."
------ Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite !
----- Teacher: "what about you Peter, how u would say it ?"
---- Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be rite back."
--- Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom @ the dinner table.
----- And you Little Johnny are u able to use your intelligence for once & show us your good manners ?"
--- Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment ? I have to shake hands w/ a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
----- The teacher fainted !
2006-10-12 05:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by leazngurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to Dane Cook. He is a comedian. Funniest guy in the world
2006-10-12 05:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by raerae 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister-in-law (who's quite prim and proper) was walking her dog and half a sandwich fell out of the sky and hit her on the head...There was no one around. Only thing it could've been was a passing bird losing it's lunch...LMAO hysterically when I heard.
2006-10-12 05:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im was a baby crying every time my boy friend barked at her
2006-10-12 05:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy who was normal then found yahoo
2006-10-12 05:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
being high right now and reading that hehehehe
2006-10-12 05:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by Tyler1990Cali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma
2006-10-12 05:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-10-12 05:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋