CNN, Fox News, ABC News and CBS News are all reporting that the FBI and the NTSB have a theory about what happened...
The thinking right now is that a temperal shift in the space/time continuum caused by the Tigers upset of the Yankees in the playoffs altered the very fabric of the Universe to the point that Cory Lidle mistakingly believed that the building he crashed into was instead a time-traveling cyborg from the 24th century hell-bent on destroying the Earth.
Your thoughts?
2006-10-12 05:02:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
It sounds reasonable. Good one. made me laugh out loud.
2006-10-12 05:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by messtograves 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What you have done, in a very convoluted manner is inadvertently stumble upon what astrophyicists term, "the bug on a windshield" theory. I don't have the room or the time to explain the full theory in this space but I heard it on Art Bell and it makes perfect sense. In short, any time a flying object impacts an immovable verticle surface, the momentum of the object slows to the point where it runs out of needed "space" and "time" to "continue" its forward progress. Hence the term, "space-time-continum". I also saw this on an old Star Trek episode, or maybe it was Lost in Space, I forget. Time-traveling cyborgs were not in common use until the 25th Century (don't ask me how I know this) so the Lydle business escaped being effected by this by 7 minutes. It wasn't a factor. Hope this answers your question.
2006-10-12 12:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ironic that they found his passport in the street below. They also found Mohammed Atta's passport in the street below at the site of the Twin Towers on 9/11. Both of them were pilots and both of them flew planes in to skyscapers in New York City. Seems to me that something like a passport which is usually tucked into something would not have survived the blast. Why are passports turning up at these scenes? Any ideas?
Also, ironic that President Bush had just finished his usual mumble jumble on the War in Iraq in a LIVE Presidential conference on TV denouncing the latest death tolls for Iraqi people. He tried to lighten up the event, while skirting pertinent questions, with compliments to a news reporter, i.e. "nice suit you're wearing."
2006-10-12 12:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by metallic moment 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do you think death is funny. Have you ever considered his family and friends. You are cold and disgusting!
2006-10-12 12:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by grudgrime 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You're an awful person.
2006-10-12 23:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by Gigi & Tino 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sarah,,,GO SIT ON A COKE BOTTLE AND ROTATE!!!!
2006-10-12 20:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that he ran out of fuel nothing odd just a bad accident
2006-10-12 12:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by valgal115 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I know that weed is good, honey.
2006-10-12 17:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by smitty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is not funny how u talk about somone's death like that
2006-10-12 13:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by yaya 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I don't find that all that funny!
2006-10-12 13:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by -- 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋