Is someone going to kill me?

Question

I walk up to women I like and I tell them they have a great azz, would they like to go home with me. I am not all that sensitive. I drink beer from old Nazi helmets and I will fight any man who dares challenge my dominance. I am in control, I hold my head high and I walk proud. I am very considerate also. I hold doors for people and I allow people to merge into traffic if they use a turn signal. I am not an azzhole; I am just a man who is no longer going to voluntarily lop off my balls so people will like me. I will drink, I will eat, I will love women, and I will no longer sit down and feel sorry for myself like some single chick on prom night. The problem is, some people do not like confident people. So I am concerned someone might try to shoot me for not being intimidated by them. How do I be who I am, a motha fckin man, without offending all the balless males out there?

Answer 1

You sound intoxicated there friend. I have no desire to kill anyone much less you. That answer it? I'd slap u if u gave a nice azz comment to me then laugh later at the incident.

Answer 2

I think you're psychotic...no, really I'm not trying to insult you. I think you suffer from mental delusions of grandeur and your over blown sense of machismo indicates a personality disorder. Seek help. (You drink beer from old Nazis helmets?! It's that supposed to MEAN something? That makes you a big, tough man?) I've found that men like you don't understand what it means to be a real man, and so must invent this fake sense of strutting "manly man" machismo. NOTHING that you describe has anything to do with making you, or anyone else, a real man. Not even confidence makes you a man. COMPETENCE makes you a man. For some reason, and this is just a guess, I think you're lacking in that area.

Answer 3

Put the crackpipe down and back away slowly.......

Answer 4

i think the proper word was not confident ........try insanely obnoxious.